Crazy about Bernice Trivia Quiz

Answer: Clifton

Bernice's last name was Clifton. She was friends with Perky, the mother of Julia and Suzanne. She always referred to her husband as "the late Mr. Clifton".

Answer: Black Man

She would belt out "Black Man, Black Man" at a drop of a hat. She sometimes called Anthony "Stuff". One of their clients once called Anthony a "Big Black Beautiful Buck" and said she'd like to sculpt him! "Son of a Preacher Man" was a song by Dusty Springfield and has nothing to do with the show!

Answer: Charm-Free

Phyllis wanted to become Bernice's guardian so she could, according to Bernice, get her antiques. Bernice also complained about Phyllis naming her sons Dick and Dick, and having to use a big ol' bar of Ivory under the sink when she came to visit.

Answer: A hat from United Nations

It was intended to be "for display only", but Bernice was nice and thought she should wear it to show Phyllis that she liked it. The Sugarbaker girls got her the Christmas tree skirt which she actually wore as a skirt! The other two I just made up!

Answer: Miss Piggy

She said that the doctor said she would look like a movie star, but he didn't say which one! A little boy at the mall pointed out that she looked like Miss Piggy. Suzanne came to the rescue and paid for the reconstructive surgery.

Answer: Slapping her cheeks to the tune of "Dixie"

She was going to eat fire, but the pageant doctor was afraid of a "denture explosion". She also taught herself to drive. By the way, she won the pageant!

Answer: Drive

She said that she could get around a lot easier now that she taught herself to drive. She also commented that you could only get the bird so many times before it starts to hurt your feelings!

Answer: Wilmont Oliver

Lamar Tyson was the old man with the Duesenberg. Daddy Jones was the old man from the hills who came down during the tornado. And Everett was the old man who she was engaged to for a while. He had a habit of asking women to marry him, but Bernice was the only one who took him seriously. Wilmont Oliver was the old man who Suzanne was going to "have to marry" after Reggie Mac Dawson ran off with her money.

Answer: Arterial flow problem above the neck

Many jokes were made about Bernice's blood flow problems. When all was flowing well, she could be quite a card! Julia was the one who had Rhumatic Fever as a child.

Answer: A rocking chair that played sounds and a gerbil

She bought the gerbil because her friends would always say they didn't care if their baby was a girl or a boy, as long as it was healthy. And Bernice would always say that they'd care if it was a gerbil! The rocking chair played sounds of the Ozarks, and Bernice found it in Anthony's Sharper Image catalog.