"Dames at Sea" Trivia Quiz

Answer: ferret

As Will is reading the letter Danielle wrote to Leo, Grace says, "Do you believe her? I mean, who does that? Who sends a love letter to a married man? I mean, it's one thing if it's your roommate's dad that looks like Mark Spitz and drives a Datsun 280ZX, and you're pretty sure he winked when he said he had an office in the city. As random example." After Will reads a quote from the letter, Grace says, "Do you believe her? I just wish I knew some voodoo so I could cast a spell on her and turn her into a ferret." Will then says, "Yeah, that's pretty much your only option."

Answer: put a little Colgate on a toothbrush

After Karen and Rosario made it back to the yacht and told them what happened, Grace says, "Wait a minute. If Lorraine threw you overboard, doesn't that mean she's still here?" Karen says, "My God, you're right. That Brit's still on this boat. Come on, let's put a little Colgate on a toothbrush and see if we can scare her out of her cabin."

Answer: litigator

When they hear an engine, Will asks, "What's that?" Jack says, "It's Lorraine! She's taking your jet ski!" Karen says, "Will, you're my lawyer, do something." Will yells, "Hey! You!" He then tells Karen, "I'm really more of a litigator."

Answer: 4

Grace tells Will Leo's coming home and he asks, "Why? What happened?" Grace says, "His passport and all his papers were in the bag he left on the boat. He spent four days in a tiny holding room at the Guatemala City airport with two missionaries and two people in the missionary position."

Answer: Karen

When Jack told Karen he thinks Will has feelings for him, she says, "Well, of course he has feelings for you, honey. I mean, look at his love life. The only man he's had in the last 16 years is Grace."

Answer: Whoopi

When Rosario exits the elevator, she says, "Okay, what's the emergency? It's Friday, my day off, remember? I'm on my way to a taping of 'Whoopi'." Karen says, "I know, Rosie, but I really do need you. I've decided to start collecting those wooden nesting dolls. Go around town and see what you can pick up. Yeah, I like the way they start out big and then get little teeny-tiny. Go." Rosario says, "Forget it. I saved your miserable gin-soaked life."

Answer: Daytona

When Leo tells Grace he doesn't want Danielle, she says, "Please. You're two hot people down in the sunny tropics with nothing else to do but have sex. I know. I've been to Daytona twice." Leo says, "Grace, Doctors Without Borders is there to prevent an entire population from being annihilated by infectious diseases." Grace then says, "Yeah, for, like, 20 minutes a day. Then it's 'doctors without bottoms'."

Answer: No

After Rosario saves Karen's life a second time, Karen tells Will, "You know how I'm in a gang, right? Well, I flashed my colors in the wrong neighborhood and suddenly I'm surrounded. I'm about to take a cap to the dome when Rosie screeches up in the limo, pulls me in and guns it. Now she wants her day off and a pizza party with the maids. So, get me out of it. Oh, by the way, every room in the boat is under video surveillance. I took a look at the tape and nothing happened between you guys, just the occasional gas and some soft weeping. Whew, there's a lot of caffeine in a Red Bull! See ya!"

Answer: he wrote a letter

Before Leo left, he tells her, "I wrote you a letter. But don't read it. You have to wait until you go to bed tonight. I'm serious. This is really important to me. I want this to be the last thing you see before you fall asleep." Grace agrees, but then decides to open it almost as soon as Leo walks out of the door. Leo's voice narrates the latter, "Dear Grace, I can't believe I'm saying good-bye to you again. Last night, I was watching you sleep. And, well, it just made me realize it's so much better than sleeping next to a picture. If you're reading this, you're probably in your nightgown ready to crawl into bed, or it's been 30 seconds and you're in the same outfit because you can't follow a simple instruction. Either way, I'm not leaving. I'm giving up Doctors Without Borders. I'm on the other side of the door."

Answer: Holding a toaster over the bathtub and not dropping it

Karen asks Will if there's anything she can do to get out of her agreement with Rosario and Will says, "I'm sorry. You and Rosario have a verbal agreement, and you have to live up to it." Karen says, "But I just saved her life." Will then says, "Holding a toaster over the bathtub and not dropping it is not saving her life."