"Farscape," "Crackers Don't Matter" Quiz

Answer: His voice

T'raltixx winces when John yells at him, asking him to speak softer. T'raltixx is blind, but there also seems to be something about John's voice that just upsets the strange alien. T'raltixx gets around using an internal radar "of sorts" and his ears detect sounds well above everyone else's capabilities.

Answer: Farscape-1

T'raltixx says he can alter Moya's electromagnetics but first he wants to test it on John's Farscape module. In the end, it cloaks the module and even John for 10 seconds, because any longer than that would cause the central device to overheat and explode.

Answer: Guido

John, trying to find a room for T'raltixx, goes by Rygel's room, prompting Rygel to say, "But he's not coming in here." John responds, "He wouldn't want to go in there, cranky. All his senses are heightened, including his nose. You might kill him without intending to." Later, when Rygel doesn't know what ice cream is, John says, "Is that it, Sparky? Gonna take the road well-traveled? Gonna play dumb?" And finally, when John is going to attack Traltixx and everyone says no, John says, "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the only one around here keeping it vaguely under control." Rygel shoots back, "Says who?" to which John answers, "Says me, Buckwheat!"

Answer: Rasta Man

John tries to referee a fight between Chiana and Aeryn when D'Argo walks up demanding to know what's going on. John shoots back, "Go back to your mountain, Grizzly, you're not wanted here." Later, when D'Argo is about to attack John, John says, "Oh, go ahead. Try it, Medusa, try it." And later, when John has tied everyone up and D'Argo wakes up, prompting John to say, "Oh, look everybody. Sunshine's awake! Ronaldo!" as he kicks him. John called D'Argo Rasta Man back in the first season in "Family Ties."

Answer: A burger and fries

Harvey talks to John, trying to get him to hurt his fellow crewmates with lines like, "Go on, John, do it. Then we can go to the beach! I know a place with naked sebacean girls and margarita shooters" and "Kill her. Then we'll have pizza and some margarita shooters." He also says at one point, "...We can go to that little Italian joint I know."

Answer: Star Search

When T'raltixx arrives and John is told he will help adjust Moya's electromagnetics, John says, "Oh, great. So he's like one of those mechanics on 60 Minutes who says he's gonna help and then he screws us." John, seeing D'Argo and Chiana attempting to steal Farscape-1, says, "Gilligan and Mary Ann. Maybe you're Ginger. I'd have to, ah, see you in a Wonder Bra to know. Where are you guys taking the Minnow?" The Minnow and Gilligan and Mary Ann all being references to the show "Gilligan's Island." Harvey pops up wearing Hawaii print shirts, prompting John to say, "Been seeing Scorpius like he's guest-starring on 'Hawaii 5-0.'"

Answer: Humpty Dumpty

At the end, when everyone is back to "normal" and is ashamed of what they said to the others, John says, "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... and all the king's horses and all the king's men... Hey, Zhaan, how do we take it all back?"

Answer: Breyer's

John, yelling at everyone for fighting over crackers, says, "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Baskin Robbins, Ben & Jerry's, Good Humor. What's your favorite -- creamsicle or fudgesicle?" Good Humor is now owned by Breyer's ice cream company.

Answer: Watch football

Pilot, being cranky like everyone else on Moya, tells John he doesn't see how humans last even half a cycle, going on to say, "You have no special abilities, you're not particularly smart, can hardly smell, can barely see, and you're not even vaguely physically or spirituality imposing. Is there anything you do well?" John replies, "Watch football."

Answer: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

In regards to T'raltixx, John says "Have you seen him? He's blind. He's got a big head, but he's blind. Barring the Yoda factor, if he gives us any trouble we lock him up." Yoda is of course from the 'Star Wars' movies. John sticks his head through an opening and yells, "Heeere's Johnny!," which is what Jack Nickelson did in the movie "The Shining." The subtle reference to "2001: A Space Odyssey" is when John asks Pilot to shut down the power and Pilot responds, "I'm sorry, John. I cannot do that." This is somewhat like Hal-9000 in the movie, when Dave asks Hal to open the pod bay doors and the computer tells him, "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."