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"Seinfeld" Who Said It? Trivia Quiz


Ten questions on "Seinfeld"'s memorable quotes and lines. Can you guess who said the line? Get that noggin in gear! Ready? Go!

A multiple-choice quiz by k9999. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Author
k9999
Time
4 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
227,637
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
7111
Awards
Top 20% Quiz
Last 3 plays: Guest 73 (8/10), Guest 120 (6/10), Guest 199 (9/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. Jerry: "'Guys And Dolls'? Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?"
_____: "It's 'Guys And Dolls', not 'Guys And Guys'."
Who is the missing person?
Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. "There's the giant ball of oil. Claire's right underneath that thing. Claire! Hello-o-o-o! Hello-o-o-o! Hello-o-o-o!"
Who said this?
Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. "Hey. What's that red dot on your sweater?"
Who asked this?

Answer: (One Word)
Question 4 of 10
4. "Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're all 'laid out for me'."
Who said this memorable last line?
Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. "Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? HAA!"
Who said this wise-crack?
Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. "Oh, that 'Michael'. I hate him, he's just so smug."
Who is talking about "Michael"?
Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. ______: "...Today's your lucky day, junior, 'cause I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Any more of this criminal activity, and you'll be sorry. You got me?"
Ray: "Got you? I don't even know what you're talking about."
______: "Good. Good. Let's keep it that way."
Who's Ray being threatened by?
Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. "Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!"
Who made this comment?
Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. "And there it was, mountains of duck. And not fatty duck either, but juicy tender breasts of duck." Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. "Murder one? Oooooo, watch out everybody. Better be nice to you. I'm only kidding, sir - lighten up..."

Answer: (One Word)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Jerry: "'Guys And Dolls'? Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?" _____: "It's 'Guys And Dolls', not 'Guys And Guys'." Who is the missing person?

Answer: George

This was in "The Outing" when people thought George and Jerry were a couple. George gets two tickets (for him and Jerry) to see "Guys And Dolls" for Jerry's birthday. Because Jerry is touchy about the situation at hand, he refuses to go.
2. "There's the giant ball of oil. Claire's right underneath that thing. Claire! Hello-o-o-o! Hello-o-o-o! Hello-o-o-o!" Who said this?

Answer: Jerry

This was in the episode "The Voice" when everyone started to use this booming greeting: "HELLO-O-O-o-o!"
Jerry sees Kramer and Darren (Kramer's friend) push a huge ball of oil outside the window. Unfortunately, it lands on Jerry's girlfriend, Claire.
3. "Hey. What's that red dot on your sweater?" Who asked this?

Answer: Kramer

This was in the episode "The Red Dot". George buys a sweater for Elaine because she got him a job at Pendant. The sweater has a red dot on it but George thinks she won't notice it. Unfortunately for him, Kramer sees the dot and he blurts it out while she is wearing it.
4. "Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're all 'laid out for me'." Who said this memorable last line?

Answer: Elaine

In the episode "The Cheever Letters", George and Jerry discover that Susan's father had an affair with John Cheever while Jerry ended up going too far in a dirty talk conversation with one of Elaine's co-workers (about panties). The audience finds out in the last scene that Elaine heard everything about the conversation. It was one of those episodes with a great "finisher".
5. "Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? HAA!" Who said this wise-crack?

Answer: Sid Fields

In "The Old-Man", Jerry and George both sign up for a program where they are scheduled to accompany senior citizens. Jerry ends up getting Sid, a senile eighty seven year old. Things go hay-wire and Jerry ends up losing Sid while taking him to the dentist.
6. "Oh, that 'Michael'. I hate him, he's just so smug." Who is talking about "Michael"?

Answer: Jerry

This was in "The Beard". Kramer gets paid to be in suspect line-ups while George accidentally dates a bald woman. When asked, Jerry tells his girlfriend he doesn't watch "Melrose Place". She gives him a lie-detector test and he admits everything after that, including his hatred for the character, "Michael". That was a hilarious scene.
7. ______: "...Today's your lucky day, junior, 'cause I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Any more of this criminal activity, and you'll be sorry. You got me?" Ray: "Got you? I don't even know what you're talking about." ______: "Good. Good. Let's keep it that way." Who's Ray being threatened by?

Answer: Kramer

In "The Statue", George finds an old statue in Jerry's old box which looks just like the one he broke at his house. He wants to repay his parents by giving him the one he found. Jerry has a cleaning boy named Ray who cleaned Jerry's apartment one day.

When they got back the statue was gone and all signs pointed to Ray being the thief. Kramer takes matters into his own hands and disguises himself as a cop to retrieve the statue back for George.
8. "Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!" Who made this comment?

Answer: George

In "The Comeback", George finds a comeback he can use against Riley, one of his co-workers, after getting embarrassed in front of everyone. Even though Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer try to help him with better comebacks, he refuses, saying his will work.
9. "And there it was, mountains of duck. And not fatty duck either, but juicy tender breasts of duck."

Answer: Elaine

This was the episode "The Suicide", where Elaine has to fast for three days before her ulcer test. While waiting for the operation, she begins to fantasize and start going insane because of her low food intake.
10. "Murder one? Oooooo, watch out everybody. Better be nice to you. I'm only kidding, sir - lighten up..."

Answer: Jerry

This was the last scene in the last episode "The Finale". Jerry is doing his stand-up comedy routine in a prison. No one is enjoying his material except Kramer.
Source: Author k9999

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