"The Kid Stays Out of the Picture" Quiz

Answer: "Close to You" - The Carpenters

In the beginning of this episode, Will and Jack are sanding Will's baby cradle. Jack says to Will, "You know what's even better than being carpenters? Bein' The Carpenters!" He starts to sing, "On the day that you born the angels got together..." Will asks him to stop but then joins in with him, "And decided to create a dream come true, so they sprinkled moon dust in your hair, and golden starlight in your eyes of blue!"

Answer: flannel

When Grace returns from her date with Leo, Will tells her, "Jack and I are gonna have it painted. Pink if it's a girl, and hot pink if it's a boy." Jack then says, "And flannel if it's a lesbian."

Answer: flowers

Karen shows the flowers to Grace and says, "Oh, hey. Somebody got some flowers, or as I like to call them, poor people's jewelry." Grace reads the card, "Oh, God. They're from Leo. Please, let the card be dumb. Please, let him quote an Eagles song lyric or put a happy face over an 'I'. Anything."

Answer: Grace

When Will handed Grace her gift, she exclaims, "Oh, my God! The wrapping is so beautiful! All these beads and glitter. Add a couple of spaghetti straps and a hint of butt crack, and it's an Academy Awards gown!" Will says, "Well, I'm not some thoughtless schlub that just gives a gift in the bag it came in. I'm not an animal." When Grace hands him her gift for him, it's in the store gift bag.

Answer: foot massager

Will tells Grace she may need help opening her gift, but Grace already had it ripped open and he says, "How did you do that? I used double-sided tape and glue!" She tells him, "I used unmanicured nails and that one jaggedy tooth I never got fixed. Oh, a foot massager. This is so sweet of you. Thank you. Okay, now open mine." Being sarcastic, he says, "It's so beautiful, I almost don't want to unstaple a personal cooling system."

Answer: nose hair trimmers

Will tells the sales clerk, "I'm a gardener. And I garden in these little holes the size of nostrils. And I need something that I can really get in there and dig out all that extra foliage." The clerk suggests to him nose hair trimmers. Will says, "Nose hair trimmers! Wow, that hadn't occurred to me. Well, if you think it'll work in my garden.' The clerk responds, "I'll have someone get them. God, I'd hate to be behind you when you're buying condoms."

Answer: The Sharper Image

When Will was exchanging his personal cooler, he seen Leo returning the foot massager. When he confronts Grace about it, he asks, "What happened to it? Did your boyfriend take it back to The Sharper Image?" Grace says, "He's not my... How did you know about that?" Will tells her, "I saw him there when I was returning that stupid personal cooling system."

Answer: forgets to give him phone messages

Since Grace isn't sure about having a bay with Will now that she's dating Leo, Will is upset. He tells her, "I can't believe this! This is only the most important thing we've ever done together, and you flake out on me? I don't know why that's surprising. You're a flake!" Grace says, "I am not a flake!" Will then says, "Oh, please.

The dinners you blow off, the dry cleaning you forget to pick up, the rent that's late every month, and it's always been this way, Grace. You skipped out on my law school graduation party before I cut the cake. That was a big deal!" Grace says, "It was carrot cake! That's never a big deal!" Will says, "But I always let it go, Grace, because it's not like we're making a baby or something. Except this time, we're making a baby!"

Answer: True

During their argument, Grace tells Will, "Yes, at the moment you say, the place you say, wearing the clothes you say. You are a control freak! All I asked for was one month, one month to see where this is going." Will then says, "Oh, let me tell you where this is going. You'll end up hating him in three weeks, because I don't know, he has a weird chest hair pattern, or he doesn't like watching E! Or he'll end up hating you, because you're too needy. Then you'll fall apart, I'll pick you up, and then, magically, you'll be ready to have a baby!"

Answer: 2 weeks

After Will said she'd be ready to have a baby once her or Leo gets sick of one another, she says, "So that's what you think of me. Look, I'm sorry that I met someone, 'cause I know how much you hate it when I'm happy." Will starts to deny it but she continues, "Admit it. You're happiest when I'm miserable. I mean, come on. Isn't that our thing? Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are.

But I am not gonna be miserable for you. I am gonna try to be happy, and if you can't deal with that, then you are even more pathetic than I thought!" Will tells her, "Get out of here." Then Will tells her, "I want you out of here in two weeks! You don't live here anymore."