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'My father told me all about the birds and the bees. The liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.'

Bob Hope.

'Sex is one of the nine reasons for re-incarnation ... The other eight are unimportant.'

Henry Miller.

'You get a better class of person at orgies, because people have to keep in trim more. There is an awful lot of going round holding in your stomach, you know. Everybody is very polite to each other. The conversation isn't very good but you can't have everything.'

Gore Vidal.

'Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.'

Groucho Marx.

'There's a sexual revolution going on, and I think that with our current foreign policy, we'll probably be sending troops in there any minute to break it up.'

Mel Brooks.

'There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.'

P. J. O'Rourke.

'If all the girls attending it (the Yale prom) were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.'

Dorothy Parker.

'Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.'

Spike Milligan.

'To err is human - but it feels divine.'

Mae West.