* 'My father told me all about the birds and the bees. The liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.'
* 'If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.'
* 'Sex is one of the nine reasons for re-incarnation...The other eight are unimportant.'
* 'Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.'
* 'There's a sexual revolution going on, and I think that with our current foreign policy, we'll probably be sending troops in there any minute to break it up.'
* 'There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.'
* 'If all the girls attending it (the Yale prom) were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.'
* 'Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.'
* 'To err is human - but it feels divine.'
* 'Alright, so I masturbated. Two time a day habit. It's not something I'm particulary proud of, but I did it.'
* 'I would like to thank my mother and my father for having intercourse on the night I was conceived.'
* 'Sex is nobody's buisness except the three people involved.'
* 'It's no exaggeration that the undecideds could go one way or the other.'
* 'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. Geniuses are people like Norman Einstein.'
* 'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
* 'It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago...'
* 'Boy George is all England needs - another queen that can't dress.'
* 'On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.'
* 'Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die.'
* 'Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.'