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Bar solemn ewe windy you black

Bartholomew and the Oobleck. The awful oobleck was plumping down as big as greenish footballs now!

Defy randy surges

If I Ran the Circus. The Circus McGirkus!

Audi grins toll grist miss

How the Grinch Stole Christmas & How the Grinch Stole Christmas!. The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.

Hippie birdy tatoo (By the way, throughout the quiz punctuation is optional--except apostrophes!)

Happy Birthday to You! & Happy Birthday to You. You might be a doorknob! Or three baked potatoes! You might be a bag full of hard green tomatoes.

Wolfish doofus rakish bluish

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish & One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish. Say, what a lot of fish there are!

Mug elegant spool

McElligot's Pool & Mc Elligot's Pool & McElligots Pool & Mc Elligots Pool. From down in the mire and the muck and the murk, I might catch some fish that are all going 'GLURK!'

Organ cheers yahoo

Horton Hears a Who. A person's a person no matter how small!

The sneezes end odors Tories

The Sneetches and Other Stories. When the Star-Belly Sneetches had frankfurter roasts or picnics or parties or marshmallow toasts, they never invited the Plain-Belly Sneetches. They left them out cold, in the dark of the beaches.

Defies under rats supper solo mew cabins

The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins & The Five Hundred Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins. 'Did I or did I not command you to take off your hat?'

Ahead rubble spaghetti to solace salute

I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew. There I was! With more Poozers than I'd ever seen! There I was! With my shooter and only one bean!

End a thing that Esau it on mole bury sleet

And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street. And that is a story that no one can beat, when I say that I saw it on Mulberry Street.

Thin whack the bigoted mousse

Thidwick, the Big-Hearted Moose & Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose & Thidwick the Big Hearted Moose & Thidwick, the Big Hearted Moose. 'This big-hearted moose runs a public hotel! Bring your nuts! Bring your wife! Bring your children as well!'

Oregon scratches Diego (drop the final 'o' sound)

Horton Hatches the Egg. When Mayzie bird grows bored with life on the nest, she fast-talks huge but gentle Horton the elephant into taking over her incubation duties in this Dr. Seuss classic. Standing (well, sitting) firm against foul weather, hecklers, and hunters, Horton is a true hero. A poignant, funny read-aloud in which integrity and nurturing are rewarded.

Zeke had Andy hot

The Cat in the Hat. Two children are moping indoors on a rainy day when in strolls the Cat in the Hat. Making one of the most unforgettable entrances in the history of children's literature, the lanky feline, stylishly dressed in a candy-striped stovepipe hat and oversized bow tie, creates a whirlwind of misbehavior that the kids are at first powerless to halt.

The low racks

The Lorax. When his beloved Truffula Trees are hacked down to make Thneeds (which everyone needs--supposedly), the mustachioed little Lorax protests angrily. Unfortunately, the potato-shaped crusader's gripes are in vain.

Ho, displaces Yule goo!

Oh, the Places You'll Go! & Oh the Places You'll Go & Oh, the Places You'll Go!. On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl. Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak.

Cram bull digs zoo bar

Scrambled Eggs Super! & Scrambled Eggs Super & Scrambled Egg Super! & Scrambled Egg Super. Wacky Seussian birds roost in every imaginable nook and cranny.

Reneges Pan Am

Green Eggs and Ham. The unquenchable Sam-I-am drags poor Mr. Negativity over hill, dale, and precarious aerial train track (with a cheerful mouse, fox, and goat in tow) until the hapless green-eggs-and-ham-hater consents to try the despised green breakfast.

The keen stills

The King's Stilts. One of Dr. Seuss's early, unrhymed books: 'Through the roof he could hear the noise of the Nizzards. Their beaks were as hard as iron and scratched through the air.'

Saxon fax (This is kinda backwards.)

Fox in Socks. When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

Happen pap

Hop on Pop. STOP You must not hop on Pop.

Defy Randy Sue

If I Ran the Zoo. Narrated by young Gerald McGrew.

The boudoir brittle back

The Butter Battle Book & Butter Battle Book. Seuss's funny, wise fable about the nuclear arms race. We ought to reread it, I believe.

Icon lack dirty divers hooray!

I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! & I Can Lick Thirty Tigers Today & I Can Lick Thirty Tigers Today! & I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today. A boastful book.

Monster brawn canoe! Kazoo? (You can still leave out the punctuation, however.)

Mister Brown Can Moo! Can You? & Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You? & Mr. Brown Can Moo Can You & Mister Brown Can Moo Can You. Another great beginner book.