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Why is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz happy the Dentrassis is smiling?

It means there is trouble on the ship which he can get angry about.. Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is always looking for something to get angry about.

What should you on no account allow a Vogon to do?

Read Poetry. Their poetry is the third worst in the galaxy.

What is a "teaser"?

A rich kid with nothing to do. "Teasers" usually frighten people who won't be believed on planets which do not know of space travel.

What does Ford say the galaxy is?

A fun place. Douglas Adams once wrote that, "Life, is like a grapefruit...".

What does the Vogon language sound like?

A man trying to gargle while fighting off a pack of wolves. Arthur doesn't know what the Vogon is saying until he has a Babel fish placed in his ear.

What would make Arthur feel safe on the ship?

A box of cornflakes. Arthur may be completely obsessed with tea, but still, a box or cornflakes would have made him feel safe.

Why won't the Vogon let anyone off the ship when they dock?

He had an unhappy love affair, and doesn't see why anyone else should be happy if he isn't.. After the announcement about his "love affair" he says that he knows Arthur and Ford are on the ship.

Which of these does not happen to Arthur during his first jump to hyperspace?

His fingers contracted, and seeped into his skull.. Even Ford curls into a fetal ball before the jump to hyperspace.

What is the second worst poetry in existence?

Poetry made by the Azgoths of Kria. A poem written by one of the Azgoths of Kria: "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I found in my Armpit one Midsummer's Morning." Quite disgusting if you ask me.

What must Arthur and Ford do to avoid being thrown into the vacuum of space?

Compliment the Vogon's poetry. They compliment his poetry, but then make a mistake by complimenting the Vogon himself.