Special Sub-Topic: Immortal Lines From Classic TV Authored by: robert362 Sub-topic of: Quotes

'Hello, ball'.

Ed Norton. Norton explains to Ralph what is meant by the golfing term: 'address the ball...'

'You've got spunk. I hate spunk'.

Lou Grant. Lou to Mary Richards on her job interview.

'Will you buy me a bottle of wine?' 'No. But, I'll give you a dollar.' 'Good. Then I can buy two bottles of wine.'

Rhoda. Rhoda and Carlton, the doorman.

'Change.' 'Not for you or any man.' 'Change. Nickels, dimes, quarters.'

Cheers. Sam and Diane at the bar.

'There's a man crawling under your bed.' 'He's looking for an outlet.' 'Has he tried basket weaving?'

Odd Couple. Myrna and Oscar in Oscar's bedroom.

'I hate to see you cry like this.' 'It's the only way I know how to cry.'

Dick Van Dyke. Rob and Laura.

'There but for the grace of God goes my dog.'

Major Winchester. Describing Klinger.

'Why didn't you use a name like John Wayne or Richard Nixon?' 'It's easier to remember when you use a real person.'

Three's Company. Jack and Larry (about Larry's use of Jack's name.)

'Maybe he doesn't put up as many shelves as he used to...'

Mr. Roper. Mr. Roper to Jack, describing his 'slowing down' in the romance department.

'A wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.'

Rod Serling. The opening to the 'Twilight Zone'.