Special Sub-Topic: "The Thanksgiving Song"
|What was the audience doing that was messing his head up (in the live recorded version)?|
clapping. He appreciated it, but he was trying to remember the next line and all he could hear was clapping.
|"Turkey for me, turkey for you, let's eat the turkey in my big brown __________"|
shoe. I usually eat turkey in my tennis shoes.
|"Love to eat the turkey at the table, I once saw a movie with __________"|
Betty Grable. I've never seen a movie with Betty Grable.
|"Eat that turkey all night long, 50 million ______ fans can't be wrong."|
Elvis. Elvis didn't die on Thanksgiving.
|"Turkey lurkey doo and turkey lurky dap, I eat that turkey then I take a ______ "|
nap. I think we all do that on Thanksgiving.
|"Turkey with gravy and cranberries, can't believe the Mets traded Darryl _____________."|
Strawberry. Once considered a potential Hall-of-Famer, he is now battling health and drug problems.
|"White meat, dark meat you just can't lose, I fell off my ______ and I got a bruise."|
moped. Kids, don't try this at home. Always wear a helmet when riding a bike.
|"Turkey in the oven and the buns in the toaster, I'll never take down my ________________ poster."|
Cheryl Tieges. Mine was a Farrah Fawcett poster, and yes I took it down long ago.
|"Turkey and sweet potato pie, Sammy Davis Jr. only had one _______."|
eye. So did Sandy Duncan, but I guess her name didn't fit the rhythm of the song just right.
|"Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble giggle, I wish turkey only cost a _______."|
nickle & nickel. I had to leave out the two funniest lines cause I wasn't sure it would make it past the editors, but I hope you enjoyed the quiz. If you've never heard the song, take a few minutes to hear it and get a chuckle.
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