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"Konichiwa."

Finch. This quote is from "American Pie II". Kevin, Jim, and Oz are sitting at the table in the restaurant, "Dog Years" when Finch comes in and greets them with "Konichiwa". He explains to them, "It's Japanese. It means, 'hello'", when they look at him with confused expressions on their faces.

"If there's any channel that should be illegal, it'd be that all-women's channel, 'Lifetime Supply of Pantyhose' or something."

Oz. Oz says this to Jim after Jim tells him he got caught watching a sex channel and his mother telling his father, "I think he has tried to watch some illegal channels."

"Oh, my romantic life has passed its peak. Take me out to the pasture and shoot me."

Finch. Jim, Finch and Kevin are sitting on the curb in front of "Dog Years" and they're talking about their romantic lives last year. Of course Finch is referring to Stifler's mom since she just sells her cottage and moves to parts unknown.

"Here's a new idea for you, Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. You just laugh at the people who do count."

Oz. Oz says this to Stifler in the sequel to "American Pie" after Stifler gives him such a hard time about how many girls he's been with.

"Oh boy. Oh God. Oh crap. Oh no."

Jim. Jim says this just before he enters his room where Nadia is on his bed.

"Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know, even if he can't say he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok 'cause he's a guy, right?".

Vicky. She's discussing with Jessica Kevin's inability to say he loves her.

"And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song, but we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing and the conductor didn't know what we were doing and it was so funny."

Michelle. I believe this is the first time we're introduced to Michelle, the band geek in "American Pie". Jim couldn't get a date for the prom so he asked her to go with him.

"Scooby-dooby doo-bah, Scoo-Scooby-dooby, Dooby-dooby, doo bah."

Oz. This was his little extra ending to the song, "Do You Believe in Magic".

"Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together, we are masters of our sexual destiny."

Kevin. This is from "American Pie" and is said by Kevin after Sherman led them to believe he had sex the previous night. Jim then says, "Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style will defeat it" and Oz says, "The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite. Fight and find out who is number one."

"Nadia is going to be expecting filet mignon and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast."

Jim. Jim says this to Oz and Finch while they're on the curb outside of "Dog Years". He's referring to Nadia coming to visit him at the end of the summer.