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Which of these Indian players are not in the side, that was dismissed for 110 runs against Australia in Bombay?

Givim Alik. Givim Alik is in the Pakistani side in, "Still The 12th Man".

Greg Norman completely stuffed up a putt from how far at the final hole of the US Masters?

3 feet. He buggered up this easy putt after recovering from 8 feet underwater.

On lap 24, Alain Prost leads the Brazillian Grand Prix, now a full 10 seconds ahead of Nelson Piquet Michele ________, who is 3rd in the Ferarri.

Albereto.

Ken Sutcliffe was not impersonated in WWOS 2?

True. Kenny appearing in person in WWOS 2, is a rarity considering the nature of this type of comedy.

The Greek maniacal taxi driver's name was who?

Theo Fukanopolis & Theo. "You give me 20 bucks I will get you there in 30 mins mate".

The American gymnist Rick Dysneck plowed himself into the vaulting horse at 100 mph. Which of the following injuries did he not suffer?

Concussion. His sandshoes did not blow up, he just stuffed up.

Who won the $5 cold hard cash in the forgettable moments giveaway?

Alan Bond.

What was the forgettable sporting moment?

Fatty's catch. Yeees you've guessed it, that catch.

The horse, "By Jingos" was bred by, "By Golly" out of what?

By Crikey. By Jingos was having a good race till Johhny Tapp exploded whilst calling the race.

The AFL players had 3 choices of fitting into the "tiny little shorts". Which of these is not a method?

The Spatfa. Spatfa is the acronym for Specific Penial and Testicular Functional Abnormalities.

When Max ducks off to the loo for a second time, what reason did he give Rob?

Cold Weather. I never knew cold weather could do that.

The score in the Rugby League test between Australia and England was 108-4?

False. It was 112-4, Laurie Daley scored 5 tries, 4 tries to Wally Lewis, Meninga and Clyde each scored 2 and 1 try a piece to Pay, Brasher, Wishart, Sironen, Langmack, Coyne and all the other players. Wishart had a miserable day failing to land one (goal).

The female bodybuilder who popped a "jatz cracker" was Anna who?

Bullock. "...oh my god, Don is that what I think it is..."

Kenny Sutcliffe was known to Max as "The ____ _____ ____ ______"

male model from Mudgee. Maxy hates Kenny for the fact that women are crazy over him. Even Max's wife thinks he is "...a bit of a dreamboat..."

Who supplied the last pass to Wekan Alski that scored in Australia's victory against England in a friendly soccer match?

Sokansitski. This side should be rather called the "Unspellables", or the "Unpronounceable".