An Introduction to Inflationary Language

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. We'll try a few multiple choice questions to get you started. "Today" becomes... oneday threeday fourday zeroday

2. "Appreciate" becomes... apprecisix appreciten apprecinine appreciseven

3. "California" becomes... Calithreenia Calitwonia Calisixnia Califivenia

4. I think you've got it. Try the rest on your own. "Intuition" becomes... Answer: (One Word)

5. "Certainly" becomes... Answer: (One Word)

6. Sometimes in inflationary language, you take implied numbers (like once) and go to the next implied number (twice). In this respect, "Hold on a second" becomes... hold on a fourth hold on a fifth hold on a first hold on a third

7. "Once upon a time" becomes... Answer: (Four words)

8. Now let's do some phrases. "Let's get down to basics" becomes... Answer: (5 Words (be careful!))

9. "Anyone for tennis" becomes... Answer: (Three words)

10. Here's a cheer for you to finish things off. "Two four six eight who do we appreciate" becomes... Answer: (Eight words)