Aussie Lingo

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1. To be "flat out like a lizard drinking" is to be? dehydrated lying in the sun doing something extremely fast panting

2. What is a "pie-eater"? a glutton an idiot a baker from South Australia

3. If you were to have a "Captain Cook", what would you be doing? reading a book having a look plucking a chook nabbing a crook

4. A "Battle Ax" is? a weapon your mother-in-law a board game old fashioned term for wedlock

5. What are "tin lids"? a lid for a tin telling fibs your kids baby bibs

6. To "spit the dummy" is to? enter a spitting contest wean a child unblock a pipe get very upset at something

7. To be "beyond the black stump" is to be? at a fine eating establishment in the middle of nowhere lost in a lot of trouble

8. TO be as "full as a goog" is to be? over proud drunk not needing petrol struck with influenza

9. If you were to "run around in the shower to get wet", you would be? very weird have low water pressure very dirty very thin

10. "Stone the crows" is to be? asleep cruel shocked drunk

11. What is a "snag"? an author of songs a sensitive new age guy a sausage a breed of fish

12. To have a "sausage short of a barbeque" is to be? ill organised running late upset simple in the head

13. To "pull up stumps" is to? finish a game of cricket move house retire clear land of trees

14. What is a "Booze Bus"? a portable vehicle which stores alcohol a children's story something hired for barbeques police vehicle used for drunk driving tests

15. Where would you be looking if you were watching the "bush tele"? at the stars into someone's eyes at a TV the bottom of an empty beer glass

16. If someone "Carks" it, what has happened? they died they choked they were caught out they imitated bird calls

17. If you were "vaccinated with a phonograph needle" you are? scratchy shy talkative in pain

18. If you "chuck a wobbly" what are you doing? throw something poorly throwing a tantrum lose yor footing get rid of garbage

19. What is a "wowser"? garish material a great party a prude a popular dog name

20. To "have a winfield" is to? wait a few minutes go to a bush dance slow down remember Paul Hogan doing TV ads

21. What is a "backroom waltz"? a private party being in trouble at a police station dancing solo falling asleep under a gum tree

22. What are you doing when you "crack a tinnie"? demolishing a house break something valuable win on lotto opening a can of beer

23. What is a "sloppy joe"? poor penmanship food a jumper not made of wool a messy drunk

24. What's a "scone"? mallet man made trailer a measure of weight your head

25. Some trivia: of the notable Aussie blokes and sheilas below, which one was actually born an Australian? Kylie Minogue Russell Crowe The Bee Gees Olivia Newton John