The Australian Language

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. If something is on the fritz, then it is ____ ? To Be Taken For A Ride A Silly Sausage As Barmy As A Bandicoot Cactus

2. What word is missing: as _______ as a Pommy complaint box ? Dry Full Tight Empty

3. "Lights are on but there's nobody home" means the same as _________ ? A couple of snags short of a barbie Went down like a sack of spuds Couldn't lie straight in bed Show a clean pair of heels

4. If someone said to you that they could eat a horse and chase its rider, you would naturally assume _______ ? That their belly thinks their throat is cut That they are as dry as a Pommy towel That they are as full as a boot That they will be dining on underground mutton

5. If someone could see your Reg Grundies, you are showing what item of clothing? Togs Underdaks Tank top Jarmies

6. To have a Bo-Peep means to have a _____ ? Captain Cook Bull By The Horns Verandah Over The Toyshop Cackleberry

7. A belt in the lug is the same as _______ ? The rough end of a pineapple A clout in the earhole A fair suck of the sav Bringing in the heavy artillery

8. Which one of these is the odd one out? Ankle biters Munchies Din-dins Nibblies

9. Someone gives you some dead horse, you could then use it on _______ ? Snorkers Mystery bags Little boys Possibly all of these

10. If you were walking in the country and came across some cow candy, which of these things would you do? Stuff a mattress with it Play a tune on it Drink it Avoid stepping in it