Jerry Springer: English Royals Edition

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. It's the King's prerogative to have mistresses, yes? It's all just malicious gossip, it's never actually been proven that she's my half-sister. George IV William I Edward II George I

2. Oh, he's good company, that's all. I would never jeopardise my position by taking him as a lover. I've got to where I am today by trusting my head over my heart, and I'm determined to stay put. Anne James I Elizabeth I Mary I

3. They called me all sorts of names, but legitimate or not, I showed them that I am truly my father's son. Plus I've got this new realm now. Sweet. Edward III William I John Henry VIII

4. So my husband says I'm an adulteress. Ha! So what if I am? I'm much better at hiding my vices than he is. I'm still not talking to him for locking me out of the coronation. Eleanor of Provence Henrietta Maria of France Caroline of Brunswick Philippa of Hainault

5. I swear, if I ever get my hands on Holbein...He blatantly misrepresented the princess to me. He tricked me! They all did! I thought I was getting a beautiful bride, and what do I get? Mark my words, heads will roll. George IV Richard II Henry VIII Edward II

6. I must confess that I enjoy his company. So I gave him a title or two. Christ had his John, after all...Where's the harm? For habits that I really DO think are harmful, see my published works. William II Elizabeth I James I Richard I

7. I love that man to death, and how does he repay me? Marry HER indeed! I know it doesn't pay to listen to idle rumour, but my own sister? And I'm not even dead! Anne Victoria Mary I Mary II

8. Look, I won't say this again, I swear Hannah and I were just good friends! If you will excuse me, I am a rather busy man. I have many, many children, and this country doesn't just run itself, you know! George IV Edward IV Charles I George III

9. So what if my new wife is six years old? It's a diplomatic thing, ok? John Richard II Charles I Henry VII

10. King or not, I think it's very much my business if my husband takes lovers. Personally, I think being disembowelled was too good for them. Margaret of Anjou Isabella of France Matilda of Scotland Catherine of Valois