Comedy Quotes

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. 'On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.' A Knight's Tale A Knight in Camelot Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight

2. 'Hi. I'm Earth. Have we met?' Billy Madison The Wedding Singer Black Sheep Tommy Boy

3. 'MIKE! Dude, there's this chick out there...these two chicks...they're triplets, man!' Black Sheep Wayne's World Austin Powers Can't Hardly Wait

4. 'Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym? ' Ferris Bueller's Day Off The Lost Boys Stand By Me Skipping School

5. 'Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy?' Billy Madison Happy Gilmore Kindergarten Cop Stand by Me

6. 'Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language!' Lucas Clerks Jocks The Breakfast Club

7. 'Yeah, you seem like a great catcher...of doughnuts, in your mouth.' The Bad News Bears Major League The Benchwarmers The Sandlot

8. 'We fear change.' Wayne's World Poltergeist Monty Python and the Holy Grail Scary Movie

9. 'You're just a woman with a small brain.' Borat (won't bother with the whole title) Anchorman Wedding Crashers American Pie

10. 'I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.' Dumb and Dumber Miss Congeniality Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd Billy Madison