"The Office" Quotable Lines

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple of years ago!" Michael Toby Jim Dwight

2. "A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged." Pam Michael Dwight Jim

3. "Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe..not be a very good driver." Dwight Jim Pam Toby

4. "The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis....Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?" Toby Dwight Michael Stanley

5. "You a big William Hung fan?" Ryan Dwight Jim Michael

6. "I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit, and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny." Pam Dwight Meredith Angela

7. "In five years, I'd like to be five years sober...four and a half." Creed Meredith Kelly Kevin

8. "I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever, that and my sister's." Meredith Pam Kelly Angela

9. "Only 364 days until the next pretzel day." Michael Stanley Creed Pam

10. "Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine." Meredith Angela Kelly Phyllis