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1. When the three mile high illuminated letters spelling out the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Department Company Motto ("Share and Enjoy") sunk nearly halfway into the ground on the planet Eadrax, what did the protruding upper halves of the letters appear to spell out in the local language? Forty-two Go stick your head in a pig We apologize for the inconvenience You're a load of useless bloody loonies

2. What unusual power are Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporters equipped with? They can travel backwards in time They can move in any direction They can see into the future They can read minds

3. What was the extrapolative heart of the Total Perspective Vortex? The brain of its previous victim A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster A piece of fairy cake The Universe itself

4. At Milliway's, why didn't Hotblack Desiato respond when Ford tried to engage him in conversation? He was extremely drunk. He was dead. He didn't know Ford. He had gone deaf from listening to his own music.

5. Who made a surprise, last-minute appearance at Milliway's? Eccentrica Gallumbits Slartibartfast The Great Prophet Zarquon The Man Who Rules The Galaxy

6. What color are Frogstar Fighters in the real universe? Pink Green Gray Putrid Yellow

7. When he was on Frogstar world B, Zaphod Beeblebrox found a Transtellar Cruise ship that had been keeping its passengers in suspended animation for nine hundred years, while it awaited restocking of a certain type of supplies. What supplies was it waiting for? Individually wrapped chocolate biscuits Lemon-soaked paper napkins Nonbiodegradable plastic cups Shoes

8. Due to a suspicious freak of temporal relastatics, on the entirety of the planet Ursa Minor Beta it is always Saturday afternoon, just before the beach bars close. True False

9. When he was brought to Ursa Minor Beta, Zaphod discovered a heavy, metal object in his pocket. What did this object turn out to be? A miniature artificial Universe His pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglassses The starship Heart of Gold A copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10. What was the name of Hotblack Desiato's rock band? The Evildrome Boozarama Disaster Area The Cataclysmic Combo Maximegalon