Monty Python Sings 101

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. In "Knights of the Round Table," which of the following was not used as a rhyme to the phrase "round table"? Clark Gable Auntie Mabel Indefatigable Impeccable

2. In "Galaxy Song," how long does it take the earth to go around the galaxy? Two hundred million years Two million years Twenty million years Two billion years

3. In "I Like Chinese," how are the Chinese people described? They like to tease Short Cute and cuddly Quick as the breeze

4. In "All Things Dull and Ugly" (sung church-hymm style), the Lord God made all these things EXCEPT for what? All things rude and nasty All things stank and odorous All things scabbed and ulcerous All things foul and dangerous

5. In "The Lumberjack Song," one of the Python's most famous, what does the lumberjack wear on his feet? High heels Buttered aspen leaves Hiking boots Moose skin boots

6. What is "Medical Love Song" sung mostly about? Sexually transmitted diseases Digestive disorders Heart conditions Rashes and boils

7. In "I'm So Worried," what source of worry does the singer mention several times? Modern technology The shows on TV that sometimes they want to repeat Whether people like this song The baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

8. In "Bruce's Philosophers Song," which philosopher was "particularly missed"? Socrates Rene Descartes Plato Wittgenstein

9. In "Henry Kissinger," which of these descriptions does NOT appear in the song? You're like a German parakeet Bigger (breasts) than Cher You've got nicer legs than Hitler With your frumpy clothes

10. In "Decomposing Composers," who was "going to parties" in 1880, but "no fun anymore" in 1881? Rachmaninoff Mozart Beethoven Mussorgsky