The Cheese Shop

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. John Cleese played the customer in this sketch - what was his character's name? Capybaracuddler Ratwrangler Mousebender Hamsterpaw

2. Who played the 'Purveyor of Fine Cheese to the Gentry and the Poverty Stricken Too'? Michael Palin Terry Gilliam Eric Idle Graham Chapman

3. According to the sign on the shop, what is it licensed for? 'Bouzouki Playing' 'Fondue Dipping' 'Mole Strangling' 'Public Dancing'

4. The cheese purveyor's surname is very appropriate, being the name of a creamy, crumbly and slightly sweet cheese from Yorkshire. What is it? Gorgonzola Stinking Bishop Wensleydale Stilton

5. The customer came over 'all peckish' when 'sitting in the public library on Thurmond Street'. What was he 'skimming through' at the time? Rogue Herries by Hugh Walpole East Lynne by Mrs Henry Wood The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole

6. The first cheese the customer asks for is Red Leicester, and the excuses start. Which cheese is not matched to the correct excuse? Fresh out of Red Leicester Today the van with Red Windsor broke down Never has Tilsit at the end of the week. Get it fresh on Monday. Not much call for Venezuelan Beaver Cheese round here

7. What cheese is 'staggeringly popular in this manor'? Dorset Blue Vinney Pippo Crème Ilchester Japanese Sage Darby

8. Why doesn't the proprieter want to sell the customer the Camembert? It's very firm It's very runny It's too expensive It was all he had and he wanted it

9. Why does the proprietor assert his is the finest cheese shop in the district? Finest selection of cheeses It's so clean Cheapest prices Nicest (female) shop cat

10. What does the customer do when the proprietor finally admits that there is, in fact, no cheese in the shop and he has been wasting the customer's time? Cries Turns and walks out Breaks into the 'Lumberjack song' Shoots the proprietor