GRITS Expressions

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "--- on me, if you will; but, don't try to tell me it's -------." Fill in the blanks. "Kiss" and "True Love" "Tell my Mama" and "for my own good" "Hit" and "you're single" "Pee" and "raining"

2. What do we mean when we say Girlfriend is “tukey” “tookie” “tukie” or “tookey”? She is keyed up and nervous. She is extremely particular. She has two cars, ergo two keys. She is peculiar.

3. Girlfriend exclaims, “That looks like Fido!” What does she mean? That's just plain tacky! That doghouse looks just perfect for my dog, Fido! That dog looks just like my dog, Fido! That looks like my boyfriend, Fido!

4. Girlfriend-1 says to Girlfriend-2, “Don’t get your honey where you get your money!” What is this admonishment? Avoid picking up men at the casino in Biloxi. Don’t date men with whom you work. Don’t let your boyfriend handle all that money your Mama left you, even if he is a stockbroker. Don’t use the ATM down at the Piggly Wiggly.

5. Girlfriend-1 says to Girlfriend-2, “Your dumplin’s are boilin’ over.” What are we trying to tell her? The stove is too hot and her chicken and dumplin’s are cookin’ too fast Her secrets are known. She is overworked. Her neckline is low, and much too revealing.

6. Girlfriend tells you, “I feel like I’ve been dragged through -----, and beat over the head with a soot bag!” What's the word we're looking for? A junkyard Wal-Mart Hades Birmingham

7. What does Girlfriend mean when she says, "He was raised on a stump"? He was elevated to sainthood. He was not raised right. He was publicly humiliated. He grew like a bad weed.

8. “He must have something under the hood,” is a cryptic communication about why Girlfriend is dating this boy. What does it mean? He must have more money than he lets on. He must possess prowess and skills in the romance department. He must be smarter than he looks. He’s running on all eight cylinders.

9. Girlfriend says to a man, “Well, let me go to my purse and get you a dime!” What does she mean? He stated an obvious truth in a condescending pompous way, as though it was so obscure that she could not possibly figure it out herself. She’ll pay for the Bombay Sapphire Martinis Very Dry Up With a Twist, because she sure as heck is not going home with this particular boy! He needs money real bad. She wants him to fetch her a gumball from yonder machine.

10. What does Girlfriend mean when she says her Man is a "bank-walker"? He is justifiably proud of his body. Having just walked out of the bank, he is loaded with cash. He is a guard in a bank, and walks the lobby constantly He is destined to be president of the bank, and is progressing toward that end.