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15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "You know what this place needs? ____________" A few feminine touches. An oversized poster of Atlantic City. Dirty underwear hanging from the bannister. A trampoline.

2. To what other murder did the woman who claimed to kill Ralph Eliot confess? the lounge singer Jesus Abe Lincoln Martin Luther King Jr.

3. What anniversary do Mae and Stuart celebrate? 25th 35th 50th 30th

4. The artificial horizon is better than ___________ sex. radar. pizza. the actual horizon.

5. Is Harriet Mrs. Y? Yes No

6. "I follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of __________" monogamy. monotheism. honor thy parents. thou shalt not kill.

7. What is Phil Hartman's (Rest In Peace) character's nickname? Johnny One-Eye Veronica Moses Vicky

8. What does Stuart tell Charlie to do in the bathroom? flush, for God's sakes! wipe correctly light a match wash his hands

9. What does Harriet make for Charlie? a health shake a fruit salad a sweater a mess

10. What doesn't Charlie do when he's helping Harriet at the butcher shop? ask for the school nurse throw meat put lard in his hair to bleach it give a roast a massage