Absurd Italian 465

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1. La tartaruga si sveglia a mezzanotte. The pie is ready at midnight. The turtle makes mistakes at noon. The turtle wakes at midnight. The lady with the tortoise shell comb is a mezzo-soprano.

2. La scimmia dello Zio Alberto ha rubato una dozzina d'albicocche dall'albero dei vicini. My uncle Alberto’s monkey stole a dozen apricots from the neighbors’ tree. My uncle Alberto’s monkey’s neighbor woke up at 12 in the hotel. My monkey Alberto’s uncle stole a dozen apples from the neighbor’s tree. My monkey’s uncle Alberto ruined a dozen of the nearest almond trees.

3. Il signor Braggadoccio passava la sera col suo cane Ernesto a fare dei cruciverba. Mr. Braggadoccio spent his evenings with his dog Ernest doing crosswords. Mr. Braggadoccio spent his evenings saying prayers with his dog Ernest. Mr. Braggodoccio walked with his cousin Ernesto with his cane through the crosswalks. Mr. Braggadoccio passed his dog Ernesto while running a marathon.

4. Mangia gli spinaci e poi c’è il gelato al pistacchio come dolce! Eat your cake and then there's spinach for dessert! Eat your spinach and there's pistacchio ice cream for dessert! Clean up that paste or there are parsnips for dinner! Eat your pasta and there's strawberry ice cream for dinner!

5. Il barboncino della Marchesa ha dei lenzuoli di seta nella sua camera The poodle named Marco has a lens in his camera. The Marquess's boyfriend has film in his camera. The Marquess' poodle has silk sheets in his room. The Marquis' barber is having lentils for lunch.

6. Barbarossa aveva un po' fame dunque ha mangiato due vacche per lo spuntino. Barbara was infamous for her capricious behavior and she ordered two dressing rooms for the show. The red barber was a little famous for dunking cows in the pond. Redbeard was a little hungry so he ate two cows for a snack. Redbeard was a little hungry so he ate two cows with mustard.

7. Pamela non aveva una busta abbastanza grande per il reggiseno. Pamela didn’t have a large enough bust for her bra. Pamela didn’t have an envelope that was big enough for her bra. Pamela didn’t have a large enough statue to suit her ego trip. Pamela didn’t use the brakes early enough.

8. Accidenti! C'è una mosca nel burro! There's been an accident, a fly on my burro! Darn, there's a fly in the butter! There’s been a butterfly incident! There’s been an accident with a burro in a mosque!

9. Giacomo ha venduto la mucca per qualche fagiolo. Jack sold his mother for some beans. Jack got all mucky while smoking a cigarette. Jack sold the cow for a pile of sticks. Jack sold the cow for some beans.

10. Rosa, hai visto tutti quei pipistrelli nel pianoforte? Rosa, do you have a view of the piano player? Rosa, did you see all those bats in the piano? Rosa, did you see the piano player go offstage to the WC? Rosa, did you see stars when the piano hit you on the head?