1. To be "flat out like a lizard drinking" is to be? doing something extremely fast panting lying in the sun dehydrated

2. What is a "pie-eater"? a glutton an idiot a baker from South Australia

3. If you were to have a "Captain Cook", what would you be doing? reading a book having a look plucking a chook nabbing a crook

4. A "Battle Ax" is? your mother-in-law a board game a weapon old fashioned term for wedlock

5. What are "tin lids"? telling fibs your kids baby bibs a lid for a tin

6. To "spit the dummy" is to? enter a spitting contest get very upset at something unblock a pipe wean a child

7. To be "beyond the black stump" is to be? in the middle of nowhere lost at a fine eating establishment in a lot of trouble

8. TO be as "full as a goog" is to be? drunk not needing petrol over proud struck with influenza

9. If you were to "run around in the shower to get wet", you would be? have low water pressure very weird very thin very dirty

10. "Stone the crows" is to be? asleep cruel shocked drunk

11. What is a "snag"? a sausage a breed of fish a sensitive new age guy an author of songs

12. To have a "sausage short of a barbeque" is to be? ill organised simple in the head upset running late

13. To "pull up stumps" is to? clear land of trees finish a game of cricket move house retire

14. What is a "Booze Bus"? a portable vehicle which stores alcohol a children's story something hired for barbeques police vehicle used for drunk driving tests

15. Where would you be looking if you were watching the "bush tele"? at the stars into someone's eyes at a TV the bottom of an empty beer glass

16. If someone "Carks" it, what has happened? they imitated bird calls they were caught out they died they choked

17. If you were "vaccinated with a phonograph needle" you are? shy talkative in pain scratchy

18. If you "chuck a wobbly" what are you doing? get rid of garbage throw something poorly throwing a tantrum lose yor footing

19. What is a "wowser"? a great party garish material a popular dog name a prude

20. To "have a winfield" is to? wait a few minutes go to a bush dance slow down remember Paul Hogan doing TV ads

21. What is a "backroom waltz"? a private party falling asleep under a gum tree dancing solo being in trouble at a police station

22. What are you doing when you "crack a tinnie"? demolishing a house break something valuable win on lotto opening a can of beer

23. What is a "sloppy joe"? food poor penmanship a messy drunk a jumper not made of wool

24. What's a "scone"? mallet man made trailer a measure of weight your head

25. Some trivia: of the notable Aussie blokes and sheilas below, which one was actually born an Australian? Kylie Minogue Russell Crowe The Bee Gees Olivia Newton John