Aussie Lingo

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1. To be "flat out like a lizard drinking" is to be? lying in the sun dehydrated panting doing something extremely fast

2. What is a "pie-eater"? a glutton from South Australia a baker an idiot

3. If you were to have a "Captain Cook", what would you be doing? reading a book having a look plucking a chook nabbing a crook

4. A "Battle Ax" is? a weapon your mother-in-law a board game old fashioned term for wedlock

5. What are "tin lids"? telling fibs your kids baby bibs a lid for a tin

6. To "spit the dummy" is to? wean a child enter a spitting contest get very upset at something unblock a pipe

7. To be "beyond the black stump" is to be? at a fine eating establishment in a lot of trouble lost in the middle of nowhere

8. TO be as "full as a goog" is to be? struck with influenza over proud drunk not needing petrol

9. If you were to "run around in the shower to get wet", you would be? very thin very dirty very weird have low water pressure

10. "Stone the crows" is to be? asleep cruel shocked drunk

11. What is a "snag"? a sensitive new age guy a sausage a breed of fish an author of songs

12. To have a "sausage short of a barbeque" is to be? ill organised simple in the head upset running late

13. To "pull up stumps" is to? finish a game of cricket clear land of trees retire move house

14. What is a "Booze Bus"? a portable vehicle which stores alcohol a children's story something hired for barbeques police vehicle used for drunk driving tests

15. Where would you be looking if you were watching the "bush tele"? at a TV the bottom of an empty beer glass into someone's eyes at the stars

16. If someone "Carked" it, what has happened? they were caught out they imitated bird calls they choked they died

17. If you were "vaccinated with a phonograph needle" you are? talkative in pain shy scratchy

18. If you "chuck a wobbly" what are you doing? getting rid of garbage throwing something poorly throwing a tantrum losing your footing

19. What is a "wowser"? a great party a prude a popular dog name garish material

20. To "have a winfield" is to? slow down remember Paul Hogan doing TV ads go to a bush dance wait a few minutes

21. What is a "backroom waltz"? a private party falling asleep under a gum tree dancing solo being in trouble at a police station

22. What are you doing when you "crack a tinnie"? demolishing a house opening a can of beer win on lotto break something valuable

23. What is a "sloppy joe"? poor penmanship food a jumper not made of wool a messy drunk

24. What's a "scone"? mallet man made trailer a measure of weight your head

25. Some trivia: of the notable Aussie blokes and sheilas below, which one was actually born an Australian? Olivia Newton John The Bee Gees Kylie Minogue Russell Crowe