Aussie Lingo

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1. To be "flat out like a lizard drinking" is to be? lying in the sun dehydrated panting doing something extremely fast

2. What is a "pie-eater"? a glutton an idiot a baker from South Australia

3. If you were to have a "Captain Cook", what would you be doing? nabbing a crook reading a book having a look plucking a chook

4. A "Battle Ax" is? old fashioned term for wedlock a weapon your mother-in-law a board game

5. What are "tin lids"? telling fibs a lid for a tin baby bibs your kids

6. To "spit the dummy" is to? get very upset at something unblock a pipe enter a spitting contest wean a child

7. To be "beyond the black stump" is to be? at a fine eating establishment in a lot of trouble lost in the middle of nowhere

8. TO be as "full as a goog" is to be? struck with influenza over proud drunk not needing petrol

9. If you were to "run around in the shower to get wet", you would be? have low water pressure very weird very thin very dirty

10. "Stone the crows" is to be? shocked drunk cruel asleep

11. What is a "snag"? a sausage a breed of fish a sensitive new age guy an author of songs

12. To have a "sausage short of a barbeque" is to be? simple in the head upset ill organised running late

13. To "pull up stumps" is to? clear land of trees finish a game of cricket move house retire

14. What is a "Booze Bus"? a portable vehicle which stores alcohol a children's story something hired for barbeques police vehicle used for drunk driving tests

15. Where would you be looking if you were watching the "bush tele"? the bottom of an empty beer glass at a TV at the stars into someone's eyes

16. If someone "Carks" it, what has happened? they were caught out they imitated bird calls they choked they died

17. If you were "vaccinated with a phonograph needle" you are? shy talkative in pain scratchy

18. If you "chuck a wobbly" what are you doing? throwing a tantrum lose yor footing throw something poorly get rid of garbage

19. What is a "wowser"? a great party a prude a popular dog name garish material

20. To "have a winfield" is to? slow down remember Paul Hogan doing TV ads go to a bush dance wait a few minutes

21. What is a "backroom waltz"? falling asleep under a gum tree a private party being in trouble at a police station dancing solo

22. What are you doing when you "crack a tinnie"? demolishing a house break something valuable win on lotto opening a can of beer

23. What is a "sloppy joe"? food a jumper not made of wool a messy drunk poor penmanship

24. What's a "scone"? man made trailer mallet your head a measure of weight

25. Some trivia: of the notable Aussie blokes and sheilas below, which one was actually born an Australian? Kylie Minogue Russell Crowe The Bee Gees Olivia Newton John