1. What do Mr. Wilkins' initials L.P. actually stand for? Leopold Prosper Lancelot Percival Lionel Peter Lemuel Paul

2. What is the name of the school that Jennings and Darbishire attend? Linbury Court Preparatory School Oakham Junior School South Downs Preparatory School Dunhambury Junior School

3. Complete the following expression of frustration often said by Mr. Wilkins : "trumpery ........" moonshine idiocy foolishness lunacy

4. For the boys at the school what is the opposite to the word "wizard"? ozard grounded prangy broomsticks

5. Which nickname do the boys sometimes give to Mr.Carter? Pipeman Roger Orson Ben or Benedick

6. Complete the following expression of surprise used by some of the boys. "Petrified........." Pillowcases Pedestrians Pantaloons Paintpots

7. What are the names of the youngest boys in the school? Atkinson and Venables Blotwell and Binns Minor Thompson and Bromwich Major Rumbelow and Temple

8. The real name of the headmaster is Mr. Pemberton Oakes but what nickname do the boys give to him? The Admiral The Head Dog The Field Marshall The Archbeako

9. When making a sarcastic comment about another boy's skill or intelligence which of the following expressions is used? You are as much use as a left-handed hockey stick. You are as much use as a rubber ladder. You are as much use as a chocolate fireguard. You are a full sandwich short of a picnic.

10. In English they are called Jennings and Darbishire. What do the French call these strange schoolboys? Jean and Didier Stompa and Maritimes Jacques and Denis Bennett and Mortimer

11. Complete the following expression of surprise: "fossilised ........" flounders fishhooks factory hooters flute players

12. When Jennings was trying to write an article about Mr.Wilkins for the school newspaper which three letter word did he have problems with? bow now vow row

13. In one book Jennings and Darbishire were put in charge of the rain gauge. How did it succeed in filling up during a long period of drought? The other boys poured water in each night. Both boys thought that it had to be filled each day. They missed a torrntial rainstorm that filled it up. It was placed too near a garden sprinkler.

14. What do the boys call it when Mr.Wilkins has lost his temper and looks like he is about to shout at someone? shooting off with all guns blazing pulling the classroom in on top of them launching a quiverful of arrows going in for a roof-level attack

15. Complete this final expression of surprise often used by the boys: "Crystallised .........." Cauliflowers Breadcrumbs Cheesecakes Colanders