Great Aussie Insults

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. She is a ______ short of a picnic. Answer: (One Word - think of food and an English nobleman)

2. He is three ______ short of a full load. bricks boards boxes bales

3. May all you chooks turn into emus and kick your ______ down. building out-house dunny toilet

4. He has ______ loose in his top paddock. Answer: (One word - think of Skippy - plural)

5. If brains were gunpowder he couldn't blow off his ______ . Answer: (One Word - think of something above your neck - its not your head)

6. His father was an ______ and he was his first shock. Answer: (One Word - think of an occupation)

7. I wish you were a headache, then I could take an ______ and you'd go away. Answer: (One Word - traditionally, what is the remedy to a headache?)

8. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the ______ . Answer: (One Word - think about a bird - singular)

9. He's as flash as a rat with a gold ______ . Answer: (One Word - smile!)

10. He's one ______ short of a barbie. Answer: (One Word - what do Aussies thrown on the barbie - it begins with 's' and it is not a shrimp.)

11. He's not the full ______ . Answer: (One word - four letters - a word which meant One Pound in the pre-decimal currency days)

12. She has more ______ than cents (sense). Answer: (One Word - think currency)

13. They are an ______ looking for somewhere to happen. Answer: (One Word - not deliberate)

14. What do you think it is? ______ week? Answer: (One word - think of an American President prone to foolish statements?)

15. He doesn't know if he is ______ or Martha. Answer: (One Word - think of a masculine name)