Canadian TV Identity Guessing Game

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. You and your brother have your own television show (within a show), simply because the network needs to fulfill Canadian content requirements. You wear toques indoors, drink beer, eat back bacon, and discuss how to put mice in beer bottles in order to get free beer. What is the name of the fictitious television network? Answer: (4 letters)

2. You are a kindly, older gentleman who begins each show arranging miniature furniture for your young guests. You live in a castle, play a mean recorder, and some of your companions are a rooster who lives in a bag on the wall, and an orange and blue giraffe. Who are you? Answer: (3 words, first word is "the")

3. You live in the small community of Lynx River, Northwest Territories, population 150. Even though it is such a small town, it has its share of drama. Some of your friends are Teevee Tenia, Peter and Michelle Kenidi, and Joey Small Boat. What is the name of this show? "North Of 60" "North By Northwest" "Northern Exposure" "Northern Pikes"

4. You are a young red-haired girl, who was adopted by an elderly bachelor and his spinster sister, and brought to live on Prince Edward Island. You are talkative, quick-tempered, and have a lively imagination and a knack for getting into trouble! Who are you? Lucy Maud Montgomery Sara Stanley Anne Shirley Emily of New Moon

5. You live in a trailer park in Sunnyvale, getting into all sorts of trouble and stupid situations as you pursue "Freedom 35" with your friends Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles. What is the name of this offbeat Showcase series? Answer: (3 words)

6. You are a principled Canadian Mountie unofficially fighting crime in Chicago while also working as a doorman at the Canadian Consulate in this fish-out-of-water series. You live in a sparsely furnished apartment with just a bedroll, your uniforms, a poster, and your father's locker - oh, and your deaf wolf, Diefenbaker. What show are you on? "Due South" "DaVinci's Inquest" "Dudley Do Right" "My Life As A Dog"

7. You are a bearded man in a plaid shirt at Possum Lodge, somewhere in Northern Ontario. You host a television show that is part fix-it, part fishing, and part men's advice program. Your geeky nephew Harold is the show's producer, and is always bugging you to improve the show, but you prefer to do things the lazy way - usually with duct tape. Who are you? Answer: (2 words)

8. You run a gas station in Dog River, Saskatchewan, which used to belong to your cranky and not-too-bright Dad. Next door is a cafe recently under new ownership by a pretty young lady from Toronto. Small town life may not be very exciting, but perhaps that is what makes the people so offbeat and eccentric! What is the name of this funny show on CTV? "Corner Gas" "Little Filling Station on the Priarie" "The Ruby" "Dog River or Bust"

9. You are a kind, older gentleman who lives in a nice house with a treehouse in the backyard. You enjoy drawing and doing crafts, reading stories, and especially dressing up in costumes and acting out plays and games with your human and puppet friends. Some of your puppet friends over the years have been a little boy, a puppy, a raccoon, a pig, and a crow. Who are you? Mr Casey Mr Rogers Mr Dressup Mr Finnegan

10. You are an opinionated older guy who favours big collars and bright suit jackets and ties. You offer your take on the sports scene every Saturday night during the first intermission. What is this segment called? "Sound Off" "Hockey Talk" "Face Off" "Coach's Corner"