1. Complete the following headline: 'Headmaster suspended for using big-faced child as...'? Lunch plate Satellite dish Object of ridicule Tennis racket

2. What is the name of farmer Chester Johnson's sheepdog? Lindsay Lizzy Lucy Lynda

3. In what type of establishment is the soap opera showcased on the programme set? Bureau de Change Dry Cleaners Bingo Hall Shoe Shop

4. Who presents the travel news from a tower a mile above London? Valerie Sinatra Beverley Smaxx Collatallie Sisters Susanna Gekkaloys

5. What is the gangsta rapper Fur Q's song called? 'I Love Guns' 'Uzi Lover' 'My Darling Magnum' 'Beautiful .45'

6. What is the last word of this headline? 'Russia elects...'? Teapot Money Box Cobweb Pregnant Cat

7. Which island was stolen and towed away in the middle of the night by another country? Malta Cyprus Crete Madagascar

8. What foodstuff have various celebrities donated to an auction to raise money for the homeless? Answer: (one word - three letters)

9. The now-famous Norwich radio personality and chat show host Alan Partridge started out as 'The Day Today's weather presenter. True False

10. Which of these is NOT used as a summary of the weather? Dry Dispassionate Breezes Succulent