1. "He is the very pineapple of politeness!" Which is the correct term? Pinafore Pinnacle Pigmy Pygmalion

2. Wes Westrum said about a close baseball game: "Well, that was a cliff-dweller." Which word should he have used? Cliff-diver Clip-cutter Cliff-hanger Cave-dweller

3. "This is unparalysed in the state's history." What is the correct word? unpleasant unprepared unparalleled unpopular

4. "Listen to the blabbing brook." What word should Norm Crosby have used? Bubbling Bobbling Blubbing Babbling

5. Mike Smith, baseball pitcher, said about his new coat: "It got lots of installation in it." Should he have said "insulation" or "insolation"? Answer: (One word - insulation or insolation)

6. Mike Smith also asked for a salad with "lots of neutrons". What did he really want? Futons Croutons Teutons Zileutons

7. Who is credited with this famous malapropism? "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile." George W. Bush Bill Clinton Tony Blair John Howard

8. This is an anonymous example of charting in a nursing home: "Mrs. X is exhibiting bazaar behaviour." What kind of behaviour was the nurse trying to describe? Basilar Bursar Bezoar Bizarre

9. Let's have a Canadian example. Allan Lamport, former mayor of Toronto, said: "Keep this up and we'll have a vicious triangle." What geometric figure should he have used? Rhombus Square Circle Diamond

10. And finally, another original malapropism from Mrs. Malaprop: "Sure, if I reprehend any thing in this world it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!" What four terms should she have used? apprehend, vernacular, arrangement, epithets permanent, appendicular, engagement, affidavits implement, binocular, range, episodes instrument, crepuscular, estrangement, epicurs