1. What does a woman accuse a little boy of doing? stealing her purse breaking her window kidnapping her parrot biting her daughter

2. "Here's a study for you, doctor-he faints." What is the man showing the doc? a bloodhound a poodle a zebra a pangolin

3. "Momma always gets sore and spoils the game for everybody" says one little boy to the other. What is the game his mom is spoiling? lacrosse backgammon croquet polo

4. A woman bursts into the room of a married couple. What does she ask for? a cup of sugar a flashlight the use of their phone .38 cartridges

5. Between two women are many bloodhound puppies. Where did the woman say to the other their father belonged to? her late husband the dog pound some people who were driving through in a Packard her mother-in-law

6. "I don't know. George got it somewhere" says one housewife to her friend's question about the origin of what thing? penguin echidna totem pole shrunken head

7. "All right, have it your way," says a sarcastic wife to her hubby in their bed, "You heard a _____ bark." beagle basenji St. Bernard seal

8. "Perhaps THIS will refresh your memory!" This cliche is seen in many a courtroom story and film. What does Thurber's prosecutor show the witness? a kangaroo a wolverine a toucan a Komodo Dragon

9. A man is talking to his girl in a hotel lobby. What does he say he'll do while she waits there? bring down the etchings bring the car around pay their hotel bill take his mother to meet her

10. "What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?" asks a woman of what animal? rhinoceros shark leopard hippopotamus

11. What animal does Mrs. Sprague always see? camel python rabbit badger

12. An eye doctor shows a chart to a bespectacled woman. He points to the letters FSJN. "Of course I can see it clearly" says the woman, "It's________" three snakes and an accordion three sea horses and an H an R, an 8, a Y and a V three worms and a Z

13. When the fencer shouts "Touche!", what's he doing? cutting off his opponent's buttons losing his pants getting wounded by his opponent cutting his opponent's head off

14. What does the doctor say Mrs. Quint is? his meat his new lover the apple of his eye the payer of his bills

15. What author is NOT mentioned in a Thurber catoon? Walter Pater Ralph Waldo Emerson Algernon Swinbune Alfred, Lord Tennyson