'M*A*S*H' - 'Fade In, Fade Out' (Part I)

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1. Two oddities, to begin this quiz. The first occurs up at the helipad, where Radar and Colonel Potter share a cigar while waiting for a chopper that is supposed to be carrying Frank Burns. Potter offers Radar a cigar, and the latter accepts, but not before asking which of these questions? Won't it make my teeth turn yellow? Will it stunt my growth? You won't tell my ma, will you? Don't those things make you act funny?

2. The second oddity in the introductory sequence of this episode occurs in the mess tent. Which 'M*A*S*H' character is apparently rather naive about the relationship between Margaret and Frank? Klinger Father Mulcahy BJ Nurse Kellye

3. The idyllic scene at the beginning of the episode is wrecked by the sounds of helicopters and ambulances, all fully laden with war wounded. One of the patients that is brought into the 4077th Is a doctor who has a shell fragment near his heart. What is this doctor's name? Kowalski Horowitz Berman Moody

4. While the doctors are still busy in the O.R., Colonel Potter receives a call from military police at I-Corps. The call is in reference to Frank, who has been accused of 'accosting a blonde WAC' in Seoul'. Which of these did Frank not do to this poor, unsuspecting woman? Repeatedly call her 'Margaret' Kiss her fingertips Beg to clip her toenails Pretend to 'shampoo' her hair

5. With Frank Burns seemingly AWOL, Colonel Potter is desperate to find a replacement surgeon. He requests that Radar call Tokyo General and ask for a Colonel Baldwin. The scene then shifts to Tokyo General, where Charles is playing what game with Baldwin? Checkers Chess Cribbage Canasta

6. At this point, it might be reasonable to ask the name of the actor who portrays Major Charles Emerson Winchester III. So, who is this grand thespian? David Hyde Pierce David Ogden Stiers David Terence Puttnam David Randall Thom

7. Charles has found it difficult to reach the 4077th. By what means of transportation does he finally arrive at the M*A*S*H? Ambulance On foot Ox-drawn cart Garbage truck

8. Radar is the first to greet Charles as he arrives at the 4077th. Charles immediately complains about the smell. What does Radar ascertain is the source of the offending odor? The Swamp Cesspool The kitchen Latrine

9. Charles' first act as a surgeon at the 4077th is to save the life of the doctor who had come to the M*A*S*H with a shell fragment near his heart. Charles performs surgery to correct a ventricular aneurysm, a procedure that none of the other doctors at the 4077th have never witnessed. In his mock awe of Charles, Hawkeye calls him by what alternate surname? Colt Wesson Smith Remington

10. The end of the first half of this episode involves a telephone call from Frank Burns, who is now in Tokyo. Frank's drunken rampage has gotten him into a bit of trouble. Which general (and his wife) did Frank accost, mistaking them for Margaret and Donald? Kester Morley Bellini Schaeffer