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'M*A*S*H' - 'Payday'
'M*A*S*H' - Season 3
"It's payday at the 4077th, and naturally the camp becomes a chaotic mess as the hospital personnel stampede towards the mess tent to receive their monthly emolument. Please join me in remembering this episode."
15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit
Hawkeye has drawn the happy duty of dispensing pay to the 4077th personnel, and he's extremely chipper about it. In particular, he is responsible for divvying out cash to the non-commissioned personnel, including a certain Corporal Klinger. What does Klinger say his ID number is when it is his turn to pick up his salary?
Double 'O' nothing
Does Hawkeye have any money leftover when he is finished dispensing pay to the M*A*S*H personnel?
After receiving his monthly pay, Frank relaxes happily in the Swamp. He is soon interrupted, however, by a local traveling salesman named Quoc who offers up a lovely string of pearls. What popular TV actor played the part of Mr. Quoc in this episode?
After selling a pearl necklace to Frank, Quoc continues his rounds, making his way into Margaret's tent. He attempts to sell a string of pearls to Margaret, but it is out of her price range. While making his sales pitch to Hot Lips, Quoc claims to have sold a necklace to a Major in the camp. How does he describe this Major, aka Frank Burns?
Mr. No Neck
While Hawkeye dances blissfully with a nurse, Radar barges in with some shocking news. It seems that Hawkeye has received a certain 'bonus' from the army, thanks to Radar's machinations. How much money has Radar almost unwittingly acquired for Hawkeye via the army?
Klinger has something unique in mind for his monthly paycheck, namely to bribe Henry Blake in return for a Section Eight. Henry refuses the bribe, and as a 'favor' to Klinger, he suggests he won't mention it to anyone. Klinger responds that bribery is as American as which of the following?
Steak and kidney pie
Frank visits Margaret's tent, and presents her with the string of phony pearls he received from Quoc. Hot Lips is as pleased as punch, becoming very excited at the feeling of the pearls in her hands. How does she claim that a person can tell if pearls are genuine?
Tap them gently on a table
Dip them in vinegar
Rub them on one's teeth
Look at them under a microscope
Hawkeye decides to give his windfall 'salary' to charity, and gives the entire sum to Father Mulcahy to distribute to his orphans. Soon after this, however, he is confronted by a person from headquarters who insists that the money be returned. What is the name of this authoritarian, anal-retentive 'supervising acc-fin (accounting and finance)', played by Eldon Quick?
Frank falls perfectly into Margaret's trap, switching the fake pearls for the real ones while she isn't looking. Where does he make this foolish switch, much to the delight of Hot Lips?
Trapper is involved in a big poker hand and needs some quick money. He runs all around camp looking for a quick loan, but finally settles on stealing one of Hawkeye's possessions to complete his final bet. What item of Hawkeye's does Trapper steal?
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Compiled Jun 28 12