"The Office" Quotable Lines

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple of years ago!" Dwight Jim Michael Toby

2. "A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged." Michael Dwight Jim Pam

3. "Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe..not be a very good driver." Jim Pam Toby Dwight

4. "The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis....Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?" Toby Stanley Michael Dwight

5. "You a big William Hung fan?" Michael Jim Ryan Dwight

6. "I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit, and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny." Dwight Pam Angela Meredith

7. "In five years, I'd like to be five years sober...four and a half." Creed Meredith Kelly Kevin

8. "I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever, that and my sister's." Pam Kelly Angela Meredith

9. "Only 364 days until the next pretzel day." Michael Pam Creed Stanley

10. "Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine." Angela Meredith Phyllis Kelly