Hitchhiker's Guide: Don't Panic

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1. When Ford Prefect hitched a ride on the Vogon Constructor ship, what did he take with him to replenish his salt and protein levels? Pickled Onions Peanuts Three Pints Of Beer A McDonald's Hamburger

2. What was Marvin fitted with that made him so insufferably dismal? A Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaint Circuit A Genuine People Personality A Micromodulated Moaning Microchip A Wooden Leg

3. What seemingly innocuous phrase, uttered by Arthur Dent, drifted through a freak wormhole into a distant galaxy and caused several thousand years of ghastly and utterly unnecessary wars? "The suspense is killing me" "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style" "I hope you all have a really miserable time" "So this is it, we're going to die"

4. Which of the following devices were NOT attached to Ford and Arthur when Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz read them his poetry? Metaphor Reinforcer Simile Dumper Imagery Intensifier Alliterative Residulator

5. Why, when he was marooned on Earth, did Ford Prefect look for green flying saucers in particular? Green is the traditional livery of the Betelgeusian Trading Scouts Green is his favorite color Green is the traditional design of Hitchhiker's Guide Research Ships Because yellow ones have Vogons in them

6. Mr Prosser, the man who wanted to knock Arthur's house down, had as his ancestor which famous historical figure? Attila The Hun Alexander the Great Julius Caesar Ghengis Khan

7. What does the "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" compare to the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? Having your major intestine leap up through your neck and throttle your brain Being drunk - if you're a glass of water Having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick Having the bottom fall out of your mind, your eyes turn inside out, and your feet leak out of the top of your head

8. What was the name of the computer that was destined to give the Question to Life, The Universe, and Everything? The Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler of Ciceronicus Twelve, The Magic and Indefatigable Arthur Dent Earth Deep Thought

9. In a Finite Improbability Drive, what was used for the strong Brownian Motion producer? A prepared, treated, and diced earthling brain A cup of tea A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster A Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain

10. About what shape was the starship Heart Of Gold? A Perfect Sphere A Penguin A Running Shoe A Restaurant