Singapore Slang

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Thank God it's Friday! My friends and I are going 'lumching' tonight. What activity are we going to do? Dancing To the movies Partying Drinking

2. I hardly ever get to see my brother. He is one of those guys who 'gau sio' with his friends. What does my brother like doing? Play sports Robbing people Roam, gallivant Go drag racing

3. My boyfriend and I are walking, hand in hand along Mount Faber where we join lots of other people there engaging in 'paktology'. What are we there for? Watching fireworks Go steady, smooch and whatever turns you on Watch the sunset Watch the sunrise and do Tai chi

4. The drill sergeant complained that "we all so 'cartoon' one and whether we know or dunno how to walk one?" What does cartoon mean? Act like a cartoon character A sissy Goofy and silly A fumbler

5. My friend went shopping and bought a jade figurine of a Chinese goddess for $1000 and I told her she got 'ketok' by the shopkeeper. What happened to her? She got a real bargain She paid too much She bought a worthless thing She was harassed

6. My friend complained her husband 'chia pah sioh eng' and does not help her around the house. Her husband is....? Idle A big boss Busy Too proud to help

7. Walking around the food stalls at the hawker centre with my American friend, we keep hearing people saying the food is so 'shiok'! My friend turned around and asked me what that meant. I replied it means what? Awful Good and delicious It's satisfying Small in portion

8. Will you please stop 'digging gold' in public! It is absolutely disgusting! What does 'digging gold' refer to? Picking your nose Picking up litter from the footpath Looking for scraps or valuables in the bin Picking food from your teeth

9. It is quite late at night and I have 'nor chet' done my homework. What is 'nor chet'? Finished Not yet Almost finished Brilliantly

10. Oh! Look! That guy there combing his hair has a 'curry pop'. What is that? Tony Curtis's hairstyle Dreadlocks Beehive hairstyle Crew cut

11. I dread my mother-in-law coming to visit as she so 'sebok' especially when it comes to taking care of the kids. What does she like to do? Be a passive observer Be a busybody Be good for nothing Be indulgent

12. Whilst out shopping, I heard a little girl saying "Daddy, daddy buy me this, buy me that." Dad replied, "Darling ah! Daddy 'pokai' awreddy, ask mummy." What did dad mean by 'pokai'? Don't have a credit card Spent too much Dead broke Don't have enough money

13. I can't believe my tastebuds! In my opinion, the food in this restaurant is 'ngeah-ngeah'. What does the food taste like? Strange and exotic Bleah or yuckky Delicious Nothing special

14. Our regular human physiology lecturer is sick today and a substitute lectured us on the circulatory system. After, we all came out of the lecture theatre 'mong char char'. Mong char char? Totally bored Understood clearly Blurred, dazed Learned something

15. "Aiya! Why you so 'goondu' one? Let me help, help little bit OK?" A 'goondu' is one who is A big stupid or silly Serious Handicapped Down in the dumps