1. Thank God it's Friday! My friends and I are going 'lumching' tonight. What activity are we going to do? Dancing To the movies Partying Drinking

2. I hardly ever get to see my brother. He is one of those guys who 'gau sio' with his friends. What does my brother like doing? Play sports Robbing people Roam, gallivant Go drag racing

3. My boyfriend and I are walking, hand in hand along Mount Faber where we join lots of other people there engaging in 'paktology'. What are we there for? Go steady, smooch and whatever turns you on Watch the sunset Watching fireworks Watch the sunrise and do Tai chi

4. The drill sergeant complained that "we all so 'cartoon' one and whether we know or dunno how to walk one?" What does cartoon mean? Act like a cartoon character A sissy Goofy and silly A fumbler

5. My friend went shopping and bought a jade figurine of a Chinese goddess for $1000 and I told her she got 'ketok' by the shopkeeper. What happened to her? She got a real bargain She was harassed She bought a worthless thing She paid too much

6. My friend complained her husband 'chia pah sioh eng' and does not help her around the house. Her husband is....? Too proud to help Busy Idle A big boss

7. Walking around the food stalls at the hawker centre with my American friend, we keep hearing people saying the food is so 'shiok'! My friend turned around and asked me what that meant. I replied it means what? Good and delicious It's satisfying Awful Small in portion

8. Will you please stop 'digging gold' in public! It is absolutely disgusting! What does 'digging gold' refer to? Looking for scraps or valuables in the bin Picking your nose Picking up litter from the footpath Picking food from your teeth

9. It is quite late at night and I have 'nor chet' done my homework. What is 'nor chet'? Not yet Almost finished Finished Brilliantly

10. Oh! Look! That guy there combing his hair has a 'curry pop'. What is that? Beehive hairstyle Crew cut Dreadlocks Tony Curtis's hairstyle

11. I dread my mother-in-law coming to visit as she so 'sebok' especially when it comes to taking care of the kids. What does she like to do? Be a passive observer Be a busybody Be good for nothing Be indulgent

12. Whilst out shopping, I heard a little girl saying "Daddy, daddy buy me this, buy me that." Dad replied, "Darling ah! Daddy 'pokai' awreddy, ask mummy." What did dad mean by 'pokai'? Spent too much Dead broke Don't have enough money Don't have a credit card

13. I can't believe my tastebuds! In my opinion, the food in this restaurant is 'ngeah-ngeah'. What does the food taste like? Bleah or yuckky Delicious Strange and exotic Nothing special

14. Our regular human physiology lecturer is sick today and a substitute lectured us on the circulatory system. After, we all came out of the lecture theatre 'mong char char'. Mong char char? Blurred, dazed Learned something Understood clearly Totally bored

15. "Aiya! Why you so 'goondu' one? Let me help, help little bit OK?" A 'goondu' is one who is Handicapped Down in the dumps Serious A big stupid or silly