Monty Python Sings 101

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. In "Knights of the Round Table," which of the following was not used as a rhyme to the phrase "round table"? Impeccable Clark Gable Auntie Mabel Indefatigable

2. In "Galaxy Song," how long does it take the earth to go around the galaxy? Two billion years Twenty million years Two hundred million years Two million years

3. In "I Like Chinese," how are the Chinese people described? Cute and cuddly Quick as the breeze Short They like to tease

4. In "All Things Dull and Ugly" (sung church-hymm style), the Lord God made all these things EXCEPT for what? All things foul and dangerous All things rude and nasty All things stank and odorous All things scabbed and ulcerous

5. In "The Lumberjack Song," one of the Python's most famous, what does the lumberjack wear on his feet? Hiking boots High heels Buttered aspen leaves Moose skin boots

6. What is "Medical Love Song" sung mostly about? Heart conditions Rashes and boils Digestive disorders Sexually transmitted diseases

7. In "I'm So Worried," what source of worry does the singer mention several times? Modern technology The shows on TV that sometimes they want to repeat Whether people like this song The baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

8. In "Bruce's Philosophers Song," which philosopher was "particularly missed"? Plato Socrates Rene Descartes Wittgenstein

9. In "Henry Kissinger," which of these descriptions does NOT appear in the song? Bigger (breasts) than Cher You're like a German parakeet With your frumpy clothes You've got nicer legs than Hitler

10. In "Decomposing Composers," who was "going to parties" in 1880, but "no fun anymore" in 1881? Rachmaninoff Mussorgsky Beethoven Mozart