Sing Along With Monty Python

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. What word goes in the blank in this lyric from a very silly song indeed? "Spam spam spam spam. _____ spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spam spam spam spam." Tasty Flavorful Juicy Lovely

2. What song includes these lyrics? "He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers, he puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars." Do What John? Accountancy Shanty Lumberjack Song I've Got Two Logs

3. What is the name of the highway man sung about thusly: "soon every lupin in the land, will be in his mighty hand. He steals from the rich, and gives to the poor"? Handsome Albert Gore Jonny Dumbledore Wilfred the Poor Dennis Moore

4. "Bruce's Philosophy Song" mentions Kant, Heidegger, David Hume, Socrates, Nietzsche, Descartes, Aristotle, Plato, John Stuart Mill, Hegel, Schlegel, Wittgenstein and Hobbes. What was wrong with all the philosophers according to the song? They were all boozers None of them were Australian They could not agree on anything They were all old geezers

5. What knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail": "turned about, and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a brave retreat." Brave Sir Lancelot Brave Sir Robin Brave Sir Guenivere Brave Sir Cedrick, the not mentioned elsewhere

6. What song includes these lines? "In war we're tough and able, quite indefatiguable. Between our quests, we sequin vests, and impersonate Clark Gable." Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong Knights Who Say 'Ni' The Questing Life For Me, Yessiree Knights of the Round Table

7. Which title character from a Python movie: "had arms and legs and hands and feet, ...and he grew, grew, grew and grew, grew up to be, yes he grew up to be, a teenager named ___?" Eric the Half a Bee Oliver Cromwell Brian Henry Kissinger

8. "Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad, other things just make you swear and curse, when you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best." What Eric Idle song starts with these lines? Today Always Look on the Bright Side of Life All Things Dull and Ugly Whistle While You Weep

9. What astral song ends with these inspiring words: "So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth, and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth?" Galaxy Today Holzfallerlederhosen Anything Goes

10. Here are some lines from "Decomposing Composers:" "But one hundred fifty years later, there's very little of them left to see. They're decomposing composers, there's nothing much anyone can do. You can still hear Beethoven..." What is the next line? He's gone, so is Mozart, too But Beethoven cannot hear you But his composing days are quite through Although he is gone away to the loo