The Cheese Shop

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1. John Cleese played the customer in this sketch - what was his character's name? Mousebender Hamsterpaw Ratwrangler Capybaracuddler

2. Who played the 'Purveyor of Fine Cheese to the Gentry and the Poverty Stricken Too'? Eric Idle Michael Palin Terry Gilliam Graham Chapman

3. According to the sign on the shop, what is it licensed for? 'Public Dancing' 'Mole Strangling' 'Bouzouki Playing' 'Fondue Dipping'

4. The cheese purveyor's surname is very appropriate, being the name of a creamy, crumbly and slightly sweet cheese from Yorkshire. What is it? Stinking Bishop Gorgonzola Stilton Wensleydale

5. The customer came over 'all peckish' when 'sitting in the public library on Thurmond Street'. What was he 'skimming through' at the time? The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole East Lynne by Mrs Henry Wood Rogue Herries by Hugh Walpole

6. The first cheese the customer asks for is Red Leicester, and the excuses start. Which cheese is not matched to the correct excuse? Not much call for Venezuelan Beaver Cheese round here Never has Tilsit at the end of the week. Get it fresh on Monday. Fresh out of Red Leicester Today the van with Red Windsor broke down

7. What cheese is 'staggeringly popular in this manor'? Pippo Crème Ilchester Japanese Sage Darby Dorset Blue Vinney

8. Why doesn't the proprieter want to sell the customer the Camembert? It was all he had and he wanted it It's very firm It's very runny It's too expensive

9. Why does the proprietor assert his is the finest cheese shop in the district? It's so clean Cheapest prices Finest selection of cheeses Nicest (female) shop cat

10. What does the customer do when the proprietor finally admits that there is, in fact, no cheese in the shop and he has been wasting the customer's time? Turns and walks out Cries Shoots the proprietor Breaks into the 'Lumberjack song'