"NCIS": Gibbs-isms Season 1

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Gibbs: "You never work the system when you can work the ________". government computer boss people

2. Captain Faul: "You JAG or NCIS"? Gibbs: "Do I look like a ________"? lawyer cop fed special agent

3. Fuller: "Your bluff worked. Trujillo wants to talk. He really believed you'd ship him off to Gitmo". Gibbs: "The secret of a good bluff, Agent Fuller, is __________________". to call their's before they call your's. to be convincing not to bluff to act like you mean it

4. Tony: "Radar Intercept Officer. Also called a GIB's, one B. Stands for Guy In Back". Kate: "Why do you need two B's"? Gibbs: "Second one's for '______'". back stabber butt head bastard buzzard

5. Gibbs: "Don't '_____' me. I work for a living". Boss Gunny Sir Special Agent

6. Gibbs: "Whale huggers"? Guard: "Yes, sir. Been bugging us for weeks". Gibbs: "Why don't you just _________"? Guard: "I've been tempted" . kill 'em shoot 'em make 'em leave beat 'em

7. Kate: "Do people react that way because we're NCIS, or do you just have that effect on them"? Gibbs: "I like to think it's ____". me the gun the badge the title "Special Agent"

8. Gibbs: "See if you can brand the cologne". Abby: "Why, you want some"? Gibbs: "Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of ______ is sexy. Probably why I don't date (pause) many women". bourbon money gunpowder sawdust

9. Gibbs: "Why is it that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing"? Kate: "Makes us feel all warm inside". Gibbs: "So does ______, but it doesn't cost you a house". (Be careful, this question is tricky!) vodka bourbon scotch whiskey

10. Kate: "You know I bet this is why number two came after you with a nine iron, isn't it? You just refused to sit down and talk things through". Gibbs: "Actually that wasn't it at all". Kate: "So what was it, then"? Gibbs: "_______ iron". seven six five eight