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I wonder whether umbrella-wielding pirates like cucumber juice more than their usual beverage? |
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Pirate Jack Sparrow called the prison guard a "mangy cur." Eating cucumber sandwiches would heal him of his anger. |
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A strange sighting of a ghost pirate occurs every time a treasure hunter digs for Blackbeard's bounty. Better to hunt for cucumbers than bewitched treasure. |
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Pirates love to eat bacon, eggs, crumpets, tomatoes, and cucumber-flavored pancakes for breakfast or before a big Rugby game. |
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Pirate work can be tough on the old back. When slipping a disc, rub cucumber ointment liberally on the painful area. Pirates should make sure to knead the injured back vigorously. |
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Pirates like lumps of Gold (Au) and Silver (Ag) but some cucumber-loving pirates like six-sided pieces of Platinum (Pt) and Copper (Cu) best. |
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Pirates enjoy a good hornpipe musician while sipping cucumber cocktails and playing their favorite game of 'chase the Australian flightless bird!' |
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After eating every last morsel on their plates, the pirates like to dance, kicking their heels through the Foxtrot, Mamba, Polka, Tango, Ceroc, Rumba, Charleston, and the occasional Cucumber Slide. |
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When taking a break from pillaging, pirates frequently paint pictures of fruit bowls containing an orange, a plum, berries, bananas, and grapes. |
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The 'Bend is Nigh!' After a night of carousing, dancing and drinking fermented cucumber ale, pirates often sleep off their hangovers on the pavement of the chaotic urban towns they live in. |
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