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Quiz about Not as Easy as I Expected
Quiz about Not as Easy as I Expected

Not as Easy as I Expected Trivia Quiz

A Home Not-So-Handyperson's Tale

They told me anyone could assemble the shelves, but they also said that nobody could keep mint from taking over the garden. They didn't know me.

by looney_tunes. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Author
looney_tunes
Time
4 mins
Type
Quiz #
414,501
Updated
Nov 15 23
# Qns
15
Difficulty
Easy
Avg Score
13 / 15
Plays
198
Awards
Top 10% Quiz
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The flatpack shelving kit arrived, and I unpacked it eagerly. Laying out the pieces neatly, I checked them off against the provided, and found two more screws than seemed to be needed. And one of the upright had an extra set of holes when compared to the diagram. I hoped their purpose would become clear during construction.

Then the real fun started. Of course, I needed a with a thinner than the only one on hand, so borrowed one from a neigbour. This proved to have a that was so long we couldn't get it to fit at the right angle, and had to call a friend, who drove over to offer advice (while having cold beer and a good laugh at our incompetence). When one screw bent before it was properly in place, I resorted to using a to bash it in the last millimetre. It ended up with the head on a bit of an angle, but at least it seemed to be sitting firmly.

The across the front didn't sit quite on the level at first, until we drilled a new hole for the left . Of course, that meant calling another friend, who came across with their electric . Unfortunately, I had misled them about the size of the I needed, so they went back home to fetch a bit the right size.

My growing audience thought they were there to observe, but when it came time to fit the backing sheet into place, I needed their help. After I spread the glue that was provided on the backs of the shelving frame, two of them held the frame (because it clearly didn't want to stay that way on its own), while I lowered the backing sheet into place. To make sure things stayed in place, we decided I should the backing in place, so the neighbour ducked home to collect some suitable small . My hammer came into play again, this time being used for its proper purpose.

We still haven't worked out what those two extra screws were for, and the mystery hardly show up now that the shelf is filled with books.
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[panels] [nails] [diagram] [hole] [holes] [glass doors] [shaft] [drill] [hammer] [blade] [hinge] [tack] [square] [screwdriver] [plywood]

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
Answer:

Flat-pack furniture is a term that means you are purchasing all the required bits for the shelves, table, television console, what-have-you and assembling them yourself to create the finished piece. Usually, the only tools required are a screwdriver and possibly a small hammer. Some kits even provide suitable, if flimsy, tools. The kit includes assembly instructions, complete with pictures that never quite seem to match what is in front of you, and verbal descriptions of what is required that assume you know how to tell which whatchamacallit is a dojigger, and which is a dohickey.

Take the screwdriver, for example. The novice may think screwdrivers are screwdrivers, but it ain't necessarily so. For a start, they may have a straight tip or a cross-blade tip (often called a Phillips head screwdriver); the flat bit you stick in the slot on the top of the screw is called the blade, and they come in different sizes, which are not necessarily related to the length of the shaft and handle - a short screwdriver may have a large tip because that suits the function for which it is designed. Being the non-handy person I am, I won't even attempt to explain the considerations. Suffice it to say that the true handy person keeps a whole box of screwdrivers so they can use the one designed for the job in hand. I have one medium sized one with a flat blade, one with a cross blade, and a tiny one that fits into my alarm clock when I need to replace the battery.

Hammers are useful when you want to bang something into place. (Note the technical language, but I hate defining a hammer as something you hammer things with.) Like screwdrivers, they come in a range of sizes and shapes, because they can be used for a variety of purposes. My only hammer is a claw hammer that is light enough for me to swing comfortably. The claw side is useful when I need to remove the nail that didn't go in quite right and try again.

Flatpack furniture should not require the use of an electric drill, which is used to make a hole in some surface - they come pre-drilled. All you have to do is get the right screws in the right holes. and orient the pieces so that everything lines up properly. That's all.

Shelves are constructed with horizontal boards supported on the ends by vertical panels. The shelves may be fixed in place with screws or nails, or they may rest on metal pierces that are inserted into the panels, which have multiple pairs of holes to allow for adjusting the shelf heights. A flatpack for these is likely to have two panels whose holes don't quite line up, leading to just slightly slanted shelves. I didn't include that problem in my story because I wanted to share the joys of the one with the screwed-in shelves and the plywood backing, chosen because that made the shelves look stronger and more stable as a repository for my precious books. Attaching a back certainly does reduce the wobble that results from slightly inaccurate construction - whether the fault lies with the design or the constructor I leave it to you to decide.
Source: Author looney_tunes

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