* 'God made man in his own image and it would be a sad look out for Christians throughout the world if God looked anything like like you...' Who?
* Who is 'the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD 31 Best Disciple Competition'?
* 'He's about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.' Who?
* 'Baldrick may look like a monkey who's been put in a suit and then strategically shaved..' Why was he all dressed up?
* Who rides a horse rather less well than another horse?
* Who does Blackadder call 'Mad as a brush'?
* 'Edmund, Edmund I have awaited your return.' 'And thank god you did, for I was just thinking, 'My God I die in twelve hours. What I really need now is a hug from a complete prat.'' Who was waiting for Blackadder to return?
* 'Now, the sort of person we're looking for is an aggressive lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey.' Who does Percy recommend fits the criteria?
* Who is Blackadder referring to when he says 'The only decent impression he can do is of the man with no talent.'?
* To what is Blackadder refering when he says 'It's so dirty, it would be unacceptable to a dungbeetle that had lost interest in its career and really let itself go.'?
* What is about as funny as 'getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there was gas bill tied to it?'
* Blackadder says that Baldrick and George's services would be 'as useful as a barber's shop on the steps of the guillotine.' What were they offering him their services in?
* To whom is Blackadder referring when he says 'the eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed'?
* Who called George 'thick as a whale omelette'?
* Who are/is the 'biggest show off(s) since Lady Godiva entered the royal enclosure at Ascot claiming she had literally nothing to wear'?
* Who has 'all the intellect of a jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty'?
* In what way is Baldrick's brain like the four-headed man-eating haddock fish-beast of Aberdeen?
* What is 'about as impressive as Stumpy O'Leg McNoleg's personal best in the Market Harborough Marathon'?
* Which of these insults has Blackadder not used to describe Baldrick's performing skills?
* When Blackadder tells Percy 'You are about as much use to me as a hole in the head, an affliction with which you must be familiar, never having had a brain.' What did Percy do to make him say this?