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Krazy Klues *21 Trivia Quiz

Welcome to yet another step backward in the history of humor. As always, each entry is the clue for a tasteless pun. My mother-in-law laughed so hard at this quiz that she choked on her cigar!

A multiple-choice quiz by richicago. Estimated time: 7 mins.

Author
richicago

Time
7 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
199,730

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
804

Question 1 of 10

1. What Chubby Checker said to Comedian Hardy at the dance, or Dickens title character.

Answer: (Two Words (6 and 5 Letters).)

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Question 2 of 10

2. Mark the flesh of stomach muscles, or large black beetles.

Answer: (One Word (7 letters))

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Question 3 of 10

3. Type of diet, or living in the area.

Answer: (One Word (5 letters))

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Question 4 of 10

4. Single performance enhancing drug, or a small heavenly body.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 5 of 10

5. Use poet Cummings' bathroom, or small, pointed chin beards.

Answer: (One Word (7 letters))

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Question 6 of 10

6. Male's happy noises, or murder without malice.

Answer: (One Word ( 12 letters))

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Question 7 of 10

7. What Van Winkle did when he opened his eyes, or a shop tool.

Answer: (One Word (6 letters))

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Question 8 of 10

8. "Austin Powers" villain, or type of Quizzyland inhabitant.

Answer: (One Word (10 letters))

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Question 9 of 10

9. Actor Morita commits act of public disorder, or people who love their countries.

Answer: (One Word (8 Letters))

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Question 10 of 10

10. Support a fence opener, or reproduce biologically.

Answer: (One Word (9 letters))

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What Chubby Checker said to Comedian Hardy at the dance, or Dickens title character.

Answer: Oliver Twist

(Oliver-Twist). Co-incidentally, my dog's name is Oliver and he's a terrible dancer. As a matter of fact, he's got 2 left feet!

2. Mark the flesh of stomach muscles, or large black beetles.

Answer: Scarabs

(Scar-abs). Speaking of insects, did you hear about the termite that staggered into a tavern and yelled "Where's the bar tender?"

3. Type of diet, or living in the area.

Answer: Local

Lo-cal. Speaking of diets, "Knuckles" (my mother-in-law) is mucho overweight. She recently put on a white dress and applied for work at a local movie theater. They gave her a job as the screen!

4. Single performance enhancing drug, or a small heavenly body.

Answer: Asteroid

A-steroid. I always thought asteroids were found on Uranus!

5. Use poet Cummings' bathroom, or small, pointed chin beards.

Answer: Goatees

Go-At-E.E.'s. Speaking of bathrooms, I recently used an "outhouse" in Oklahoma. I heard a noise and was astounded to find that an Indian had fallen through the hole. I pulled him out and said "How long were you down there?" He replied "Many moons".

6. Male's happy noises, or murder without malice.

Answer: Manslaughter

Man's-laughter. In my world, killing a six-pack is murder without malice!

7. What Van Winkle did when he opened his eyes, or a shop tool.

Answer: Ripsaw

(Rip-saw). I used to roll out of bed all the time while sleeping, but my wife solved the problem. She gave me Viagra!

8. "Austin Powers" villain, or type of Quizzyland inhabitant.

Answer: Goldmember

Gold-member. "You behave!"

9. Actor Morita commits act of public disorder, or people who love their countries.

Answer: Patriots

(Pat-riots). Know what to do if your nose goes on strike? Picket!

10. Support a fence opener, or reproduce biologically.

Answer: Propagate

Prop-a-gate. The population of Chicago has remained constant for the past several years. Every time a baby is born, a man leaves town!

Source: Author richicago

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