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Krazy Klues #16 Trivia Quiz

More in a series of pun/clues that not only offend good taste, but bad taste as well. The quiz is also very funny. My mother-in-law laughed so hard that she fell off her bar stool!

A multiple-choice quiz by Richicago. Estimated time: 8 mins.

Author
Richicago

Time
8 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
184,061

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Difficult

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
688

Question 1 of 10

1. Place in the barn where the best horse stays, or star of movie "Rocky".

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 2 of 10

2. What the masseuse will do to Bert Ree after he has a hard day at the Chinese restaurant, or something used to make a vehicle tire.

Answer: (Two Words (6 and 4 letters))

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Question 3 of 10

3. Where swine present the works of Shakespeare, or enclosures for toddlers.

Answer: (Two Words (Four letters each))

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Question 4 of 10

4. What the manager decided to do after pitcher E.E. Doodle walked ten consecutive batters, or famous early American patriotic song.

Answer: (Two Words (6 letters each))

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Question 5 of 10

5. Something a bride gets during the wedding, or a type of fish.

Answer: (One Word (7 letters))

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Question 6 of 10

6. Tease overweight Cecil Aldry, or coarseness.

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Question 7 of 10

7. Place golf ball holders in an asylum, or designated representatives of larger political groups.

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Question 8 of 10

8. What the crowd called Agnes after she won the tennis match, or alcoholic beverages.

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Question 9 of 10

9. What the bull elephant will do after completely eating and digesting Ed, or dead tired!

Answer: (Two Words (6 and 3 letters))

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Question 10 of 10

10. What Percy Bly became after inadvertently touching Kryptonite, or in an elegant and luxurious manner.

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Place in the barn where the best horse stays, or star of movie "Rocky".

Answer: Stallone

Stall-one. My mother-in-law is going to be starring in her own movie: "Stocky".

2. What the masseuse will do to Bert Ree after he has a hard day at the Chinese restaurant, or something used to make a vehicle tire.

Answer: Rubber Tree

Rub-bert-ree. I used to be a masseur but I was fired because I kept rubbing my woman customers the wrong way!

3. Where swine present the works of Shakespeare, or enclosures for toddlers.

Answer: Play Pens

Speaking of pigs, my mother-in-law "Knuckles" is so fat that when she weighed herself yesterday, the scale readout said "TO BE CONTINUED".

4. What the manager decided to do after pitcher E.E. Doodle walked ten consecutive batters, or famous early American patriotic song.

Answer: Yankee Doodle

Yank-e-e-doodle. If I stuck a feather in my cap and call it macaroni, my wife would look for where I was hiding the bottle.

5. Something a bride gets during the wedding, or a type of fish.

Answer: Herring

Her-ring. My wife is not the best cook in the world, but she is, if nothing, very creative. Last night she made us "roast leg of salmon". (urp!)

6. Tease overweight Cecil Aldry, or coarseness.

Answer: Ribaldry

Rib-aldry. "Knuckles" is so terribly overweight that every time she gets gas, the National Weather Service gives it a name!

7. Place golf ball holders in an asylum, or designated representatives of larger political groups.

Answer: Committees

Commit-tees. Politicians and diapers have a lot in common. They both have to be changed regularly for the same reason.

8. What the crowd called Agnes after she won the tennis match, or alcoholic beverages.

Answer: Champagnes

Champ-agnes. Speaking of alcohol, my uncle Ziggy is the town drunk. Unfortunately, he lives in Chicago!

9. What the bull elephant will do after completely eating and digesting Ed, or dead tired!

Answer: Pooped Out

Poop-ed-out. An elephant escaped from the zoo last night and raided my garden. My nearsighted wife called the police and said "a strange animal is in my garden picking up carrots with it's tail!" The skeptical officer asked her what the animal was doing with the carrots. She said "I'd tell you, but you'd never believe me"!

10. What Percy Bly became after inadvertently touching Kryptonite, or in an elegant and luxurious manner.

Answer: Superbly

Super-bly. My life has been effected by a visit to another planet. Unfortunately it was the planet Krapton!

Source: Author Richicago

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