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Krazy Klues #22 Trivia Quiz

Another bunch of corny double entendres. Each entry provides two clues to the hilarious yet thought provoking answer.

A multiple-choice quiz by richicago. Estimated time: 8 mins.

Author
richicago

Time
8 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
205,183

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Difficult

Avg Score
4 / 10

Plays
1329

Question 1 of 10

1. Intimidate little Melvin Ardly, or the antithesis of courageous.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 2 of 10

2. What Mr. Ted the beautician was told by his customers, or was set on fire.

Answer: (One Word (9 letters))

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Question 3 of 10

3. What the angry bull did to Sassoon, or author of "the Best Man", and "Visit to a Small Planet".

Answer: (Two Words (4 and 5 letters).)

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Question 4 of 10

4. Knitted blanket is a yellowish brown color, or a middle-eastern country.

Answer: (One Word (11 letters))

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Question 5 of 10

5. Automobile owned by angry Asian prince, or Island country in the Indian ocean.

Answer: (One Word (10 letters))

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Question 6 of 10

6. Steerer of patriot Franklin's boat, or male star of "There's Something About Mary".

Answer: (Two Words (3 and 7 letters))

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Question 7 of 10

7. Slays member of a coven, or what you use to turn down the lights.

Answer: (Two Words (3 and 6 letters))

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Question 8 of 10

8. Support garment designed by Carmen Candela, or something found on Liberace's piano.

Answer: (One Word (10 letters))

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Question 9 of 10

9. Outwrestle Ox Ochle or card game.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 10 of 10

10. Massage a holy picture, or famous river crossed by Julius Caesar.

Answer: (One Word (7 letters))

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Intimidate little Melvin Ardly, or the antithesis of courageous.

Answer: cowardly

Cow-Ardly. Melvin got even with the bully. He said "I'll bet you 20 bucks I can tote something in my wheelbarrow from here to the corner, that you can't tote back". The bully said "Go ahead, I'll take that bet". Melvin said "OK, hop in!"

2. What Mr. Ted the beautician was told by his customers, or was set on fire.

Answer: Combusted

Comb-us-ted. I recently sent my mother-in-law, Knuckles, to the beauty salon for a complimentary mud pack. The results were astonishing and she looked worlds better. Unfortunately, it finally fell off!

3. What the angry bull did to Sassoon, or author of "the Best Man", and "Visit to a Small Planet".

Answer: Gore Vidal

Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the picket fence? ---- "Udder" destruction!

4. Knitted blanket is a yellowish brown color, or a middle-eastern country.

Answer: Afghanistan

Afghan-is-tan. If you're wondering why there are no Wal-Marts in Afghanistan, the answer is quite simple. There's a Target on every corner!

5. Automobile owned by angry Asian prince, or Island country in the Indian ocean.

Answer: Madagascar

Mad-aga's-car. In case you didn't know, I drive a Rolls Canardly. (It rolls down one hill and "can 'ardly" get up the next!).

6. Steerer of patriot Franklin's boat, or male star of "There's Something About Mary".

Answer: Ben Stiller

Ben's-tiller. My mother-in-law just got a new job associated with sea travel. She's the hostess on a live bait barge!

7. Slays member of a coven, or what you use to turn down the lights.

Answer: Off switch

Offs-witch. One witch had a serious accident last Halloween. She flew off the handle!

8. Support garment designed by Carmen Candela, or something found on Liberace's piano.

Answer: Candelabra

Candela-bra. Know what you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? You get A FLAT MINER. (Nyuk)

9. Outwrestle Ox Ochle or card game.

Answer: Pinochle

Pin-Ochle. I was in a bar the other day watching three men and a dog playing pinochle. I was fascinated by how well the dog played, so I said "That dog is a pretty good card player!" One of the men at the table sneered and said "He's a lousy player. Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"

10. Massage a holy picture, or famous river crossed by Julius Caesar.

Answer: Rubicon

Rub-Icon. After Moses crossed the Red Sea he developed a massive headache. So he took a couple of tablets!

Source: Author richicago

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