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A Man Walks Into A Bar... Trivia Quiz

'Man Goes into a Bar' jokes. Choose the most likely or most common punchline. All that you really need for this quiz is your sense of humor.

A multiple-choice quiz by t_s. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
t_s

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
319,047

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
8 / 10

Plays
3230

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 69 (10/10), ubermom (9/10), Guest 98 (1/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Which is the punchline for this joke?

A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "Can I help you?" The duck says ___?
Hint

"Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!"

"Yeah, you can get this guy off my bahookie!"

"Give me a drink, I'm thirsty!"

"Hey, I don't speak human lingo, I am a duck!"

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Question 2 of 10

2. What is the punchline for this one?

A man walks into a bar and says what? Hint

"Sniff", then uses the men's room and pays his bar bill!

"OUCH!" (You would have thought he would have seen it!)

"Hi", and then sits down at the bar and has a drink!

"Just looking for a pal", looks around and walks out again!

3. Which do you think is the best and most correct punchline for the following joke?

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink and eats from the dish of peanuts on the counter while he waits. He hears a soft whisper: "You look so nice today". A few minutes later he hears it again: "That's a nice shirt; it suits you". The man asks the bartender, "Did you hear that? I heard someone whisper nice things to me".

The bartender says ___?
Hint

"You are crazy, get out of my bar or I will call the cops!"

"I am a ventriloquist and I practise on my customers. I'm good huh?"

"Poor man, I will call you a cab to take you directly to the ear doctor!"

"Oh, it's the complimentary peanuts!"

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Question 4 of 10

4. Which funny punchline belongs to the following joke?

A Martian walks into a bar and orders 20 pints of Guinness, 28 root beers, 60 glasses of orange juice, 40 lemonades and a gin and tonic. He downs them all in one go and then asks for the same again. He carries on drinking all night. The barman totals up the bill and an hour later he finally says, "Your bill is 1507 dollars". The Martian says ___? Hint

"Do you have change of a Zonk?"

"I will shoot you with my water pistol ray gun!"

"I need no money, I am a Martian man!"

"I need more drinks as I did not spend enough cash!"

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Question 5 of 10

5. Which punchline belongs to this joke?

Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. What does the bartender say? Hint

"Bacon and Eggs cannot walk into a bar!"

"Sorry, we don't serve breakfast!"

"Sorry, Bacon and Eggs are not allowed here!"

"I think that I must be seeing things!"

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Question 6 of 10

6. Fill in the punchline that goes with this joke.

A male ghost walks into a bar, and the bartender says ___? Hint

"Scream!" and faints!

"Sorry, we don't serve spirits here!"

"We do not serve ghosts here!"

"It cannot be Halloween again so soon!"

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Question 7 of 10

7. Please select the correct punchline for the following joke?

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says ___? Hint

"A beer please, and a whisky!"

"A beer please, and this tarmac is heavy!"

"A beer please, and one for the road!"

"A beer please, and one for yourself too!"

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Question 8 of 10

8. Can you choose the ultimate laugh for this joke?

Two male cannibals walk into a bar and sit beside a clown. The first cannibal whacks the clown on the head and they both start eating the clown. Suddenly the second cannibal says ___? Hint

"He is a bit too chewy!"

"Hey, do you taste something funny?"

"I don't like clowns for dinner but I am hungry!"

"He needs some garnish!"

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Question 9 of 10

9. Complete the joke:

A (male) skeleton walks into a bar and says ___. Hint

"I'd like a beer and a mop please!"

"Do you have any bar work?"

"I'd like lemonade please!"

"When does the karaoke start?"

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Question 10 of 10

10. A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes one sip and sets it down. A monkey appears suddenly and steals the beer. The man asks the bartender who owns the monkey and is told "the piano player". The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer?" The pianist replies with what? Hint

"No, but if you hum the tune, I'll try and play it!"

"I need to send him to AA again!"

"Yes, I know, he was thirsty!"

"What monkey is that?"

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Which is the punchline for this joke? A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "Can I help you?" The duck says ___?

Answer: "Yeah, you can get this guy off my bahookie!"

Yes, this 'funny' is an old one - but old jokes are the sometimes the best! The other three choices would have made the joke rather NOT funny as they were made up by the author of the quiz! A bahookie, to put it politely, is 'posterior' in Scottish.

There are other similar jokes to this one in circulation and the punchlines sometimes use ruder synonyms for 'posterior'.

2. What is the punchline for this one? A man walks into a bar and says what?

Answer: "OUCH!" (You would have thought he would have seen it!)

Ha ha! This joke uses a literal interpretation (i.e., the man physically crashes into the bar). The other choices are complete fabrications.

3. Which do you think is the best and most correct punchline for the following joke? A man walks into a bar, orders a drink and eats from the dish of peanuts on the counter while he waits. He hears a soft whisper: "You look so nice today". A few minutes later he hears it again: "That's a nice shirt; it suits you". The man asks the bartender, "Did you hear that? I heard someone whisper nice things to me". The bartender says ___?

Answer: "Oh, it's the complimentary peanuts!"

He he! This joke makes a double play on the phrase "complimentary peanuts": the one type being free peanuts, the other being peanuts that give you compliments! The wrong answers were made up by the quiz author.

('One' is well aware that 'One' should not laugh at 'One's' own jokes but 'One' cannot help it!).

4. Which funny punchline belongs to the following joke? A Martian walks into a bar and orders 20 pints of Guinness, 28 root beers, 60 glasses of orange juice, 40 lemonades and a gin and tonic. He downs them all in one go and then asks for the same again. He carries on drinking all night. The barman totals up the bill and an hour later he finally says, "Your bill is 1507 dollars". The Martian says ___?

Answer: "Do you have change of a Zonk?"

He he! Silly joke! Interesting currency on Mars! I wonder what the exchange rate is.

The reasoning behind this punchline is made up from a combination of funny/silly points:
(i)The Martian, of course, is unlikely to have Earth money as he comes from Mars.
(ii) After that long, drawn-out drinking session and the hour-long calculation of the bill, he suddenly expresses that not only does he not have normal cash, but a funny, silly sounding type of money instead (i.e., a Zonk)!
(iii) The final, main point in the Martian's mind is that he has to find out if he will be able to get change back for the Zonk (assuming it is worth more than the bill), forgetting that this currency is not accepted on Earth anyway!

The remaining choices of not-so-funny answers were made up by the author of this quiz. There are various versions of this joke, but none with my incorrect answer choices.

5. Which punchline belongs to this joke? Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?

Answer: "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast!"

Giggle! This joke uses a deliberate play on the double-meaning of certain words and phrases. Bacon and eggs are a common breakfast food "served" in the U.S. and U.K. In this joke, the bartender refuses to "serve" Bacon and Eggs (i.e., breakfast). I know, it is supposed to be 'a man walks into a bar' jokes, but this one was irresistible! The correct punchline was the most apt from the selection available as the incorrect answers were created by the quiz author.

6. Fill in the punchline that goes with this joke. A male ghost walks into a bar, and the bartender says ___?

Answer: "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here!"

Chuckle! Spirits, of course, can be used in two ways in this joke: a ghost/soul of a person or a term for alcohol. Jokes often rely on double meanings. The incorrect answers were thought up by the author and added solely for the purpose of this quiz.

7. Please select the correct punchline for the following joke? A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says ___?

Answer: "A beer please, and one for the road!"

Yes! A play on words again: "One for the road" is having a last drink before going home or (in this case) it is supposedly for the roll of tarmac, which makes or is part of a road. The incorrect answers were fabricated by the quiz author. There are other versions of this joke, but not, as far as I know, containing this selection of crummy, would-be punchlines.

8. Can you choose the ultimate laugh for this joke? Two male cannibals walk into a bar and sit beside a clown. The first cannibal whacks the clown on the head and they both start eating the clown. Suddenly the second cannibal says ___?

Answer: "Hey, do you taste something funny?"

Ha ha! Good one! Pass the toothpick please! The punchline refers to the fact that a clown is supposed to be funny and the cannibals are eating him, so they taste something that is funny. The selection of incorrect answers were made up for the purpose of this quiz.

9. Complete the joke: A (male) skeleton walks into a bar and says ___.

Answer: "I'd like a beer and a mop please!"

He he! This punchline works on the assumption that the skeleton has no outer layer to keep in any consumed drink. Therefore, the beer would run straight through the skeleton's body and onto the floor, so he would need a mop to clean it up. The incorrect choices of answers were fabricated by the author of this quiz.

Answer: "No, but if you hum the tune, I'll try and play it!"

Ha ha! A stormer of a joke!

The man playing the piano is employed by the bar to entertain the customers who most likely often request him to play certain songs. So, when the man asks the question (as stated), the piano player automatically assumes that he is receiving a request for a song. Alternatively, maybe he wants to avoid having to explain the actions of his monkey! The incorrect selection of answers were fabricated by the quiz author.

Source: Author t_s

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