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Quiz about Again with the Buffy Quotes
Quiz about Again with the Buffy Quotes

Again with the "Buffy" Quotes Trivia Quiz


I will probably run out of good quotes just as the new season begins in the fall. Once again, this quiz includes quotes from various episodes of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Good luck!

A multiple-choice quiz by jdrr22. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
jdrr22
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
87,580
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
25
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
15 / 25
Plays
3307
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Question 1 of 25
1. "Hey, girlfriend. Bad time?"

Answer: (One Word)
Question 2 of 25
2. "You're nothing but a waste of space--my space." Hint


Question 3 of 25
3. "The sleeper will wake, and the world will bleed." Hint


Question 4 of 25
4. "Smart chicks are so hot." Hint


Question 5 of 25
5. "So, um...what should I call you, then? Pet? Sweetheart? My, uh...little Goldilocks?"

Answer: (One Word)
Question 6 of 25
6. Who was Giles speaking to when he said the following: "Once more you've managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form"? Hint


Question 7 of 25
7. "He's a monster. At least you're up front about it."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 8 of 25
8. "A visit from the pointed Tooth Fairy." Hint


Question 9 of 25
9. "Angel, it's fairyland." Hint


Question 10 of 25
10. "I pictured something cooler. More I.L.M. Less Ed Wood." Hint


Question 11 of 25
11. "That's everything. Knock yourself out. Please." Hint


Question 12 of 25
12. "Crying is blackmail. Good girlfriends don't cry."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 13 of 25
13. "Sometimes when I'm sitting in class, you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like freeze frame. Willow kissage."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 14 of 25
14. "Well, yeah, you know, to you and me they're just candles, but to witches, they're...like bongs." Hint


Question 15 of 25
15. "I'm no stranger to conspiracy. I saw 'JFK'." Hint


Question 16 of 25
16. "Hey, sorry about your fish." Hint


Question 17 of 25
17. "Guess I'm done with the book learning." Hint


Question 18 of 25
18. "You know, she's a fun machine." Hint


Question 19 of 25
19. "Well, I'm not going to my place. Those people are scary."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 20 of 25
20. "I love syphilis more than you." Hint


Question 21 of 25
21. "Last night...was the most perverse, degrading experience of my life."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 22 of 25
22. "It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons!"

Answer: (One Word)
Question 23 of 25
23. "Well, that remains to be seen. Like you." Hint


Question 24 of 25
24. "We're not killers, we're crime lords!" Hint


Question 25 of 25
25. "Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?"

Answer: (One Word)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "Hey, girlfriend. Bad time?"

Answer: Faith

Faith says this to Buffy while Buffy, Xander, and Willow are supposed to be taking a Chemistry test. Buffy climbs out the window Faith's standing at and leaves without taking the test.
2. "You're nothing but a waste of space--my space."

Answer: Xander

Xander says this to Spike while Spike is staying with him. The two are having an argument, and Xander goes on to tell Spike that he's not even worth a "bum-kicking", and Spike tries to stake himself soon after.
3. "The sleeper will wake, and the world will bleed."

Answer: Luke

Luke says this about the Master on "Welcome to the Hellmouth".
4. "Smart chicks are so hot."

Answer: Xander

Xander says this to the gang after Anya comes up with some good ideas on how to stop Glory. Willow wonders why he couldn't have figured this out years ago.
5. "So, um...what should I call you, then? Pet? Sweetheart? My, uh...little Goldilocks?"

Answer: Spike

Spike says this to Buffy while alone with her in her kitchen. Spike says he's there because his lighter has gone missing, and Buffy says he's lame, making up excuses to see her.
6. Who was Giles speaking to when he said the following: "Once more you've managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form"?

Answer: Xander

Giles says this to Xander as the gang, minus Willow, walks through the school hallways, discussing why Angel would leave stuff in Buffy's room instead of trying to hurt her.
7. "He's a monster. At least you're up front about it."

Answer: Dawn

Dawn says this to Glory, after Glory returns and asks Dawn why she didn't want Ben around. This is after Ben tries to help Dawn escape, then changes his mind after a fight with Glory.
8. "A visit from the pointed Tooth Fairy."

Answer: Xander

Xander says this to Buffy, Cordelia, and Giles, after Buffy walks into the library and tells Giles that Angel was in her room the night before. Angel left a drawing of her sleeping next to Buffy on her pillow.
9. "Angel, it's fairyland."

Answer: Drusilla

Drusilla says this to Angel when he shows her the garden (including night-blooming jasmine) in their new place. Giles set the factory they had been staying at on fire after Angel killed Jenny.
10. "I pictured something cooler. More I.L.M. Less Ed Wood."

Answer: Andrew

Andrew says this to Warren after Warren finishes his invisibility ray (by inserting their stolen diamond into it). Warren says he'll show Andrew something cooler, then he gives Andrew and Jonathan a demonstration of what the ray can do. Warren makes a chair invisible, then visible again while Jonathan is sitting in it.
11. "That's everything. Knock yourself out. Please."

Answer: Giles

Giles says this to Wesley while the two of them are in the library. Wesley is going through all of the Watchers' diaries that Giles has, including Giles' own. Wesley asks if what he has in front of him is it (everything), and this is Giles' reply.
12. "Crying is blackmail. Good girlfriends don't cry."

Answer: April

April, Warren's robot girlfriend/sexbot, says this to Buffy as the two sit together on swings talking while April's power slowly runs out.
13. "Sometimes when I'm sitting in class, you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like freeze frame. Willow kissage."

Answer: Oz

Oz says this to Willow after she asks him if he wants to make out with her. He then tells her that he's not going to kiss her (he can wait) because he knows she wants to either make Xander jealous or get even with him (Willow had recently stumbled upon Xander and Cordelia making out in the library).
14. "Well, yeah, you know, to you and me they're just candles, but to witches, they're...like bongs."

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this to Dawn while they're clearing all the magical objects (and potential magical objects) out of the house in order to help Willow with her addiction/problem. Dawn complains about having to get rid of so many things she likes.
15. "I'm no stranger to conspiracy. I saw 'JFK'."

Answer: Principal Snyder

Principal Snyder says this to Buffy while she's in his office after she stopped a guy from killing his girlfriend in the school hallway the night before. Snyder sees this as Buffy just inciting more chaos around the school. Buffy tells him to ask the people she saved what she was doing, and he says, "People can be coerced."
16. "Hey, sorry about your fish."

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this to Willow, who is spending the night at Buffy's house because Willow found a present from Angel in her room--her fish, dead, all strung together and left in an envelope on her bed.
17. "Guess I'm done with the book learning."

Answer: Xander

Xander says this after Giles says, "Despite the Xander-speak, that's a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist." Xander's surprised that he actually defined something accurately.
18. "You know, she's a fun machine."

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this to Joyce about Willow, when being questioned about if Buffy had fun at Willow's the night before. Buffy was really with Angel all night (causing him to lose his soul), and didn't know what Joyce was talking about at first.
19. "Well, I'm not going to my place. Those people are scary."

Answer: Xander

Xander says this to Willow after the two leave Buffy's house. Willow says she wants to spend some time with her mom, and Xander says he wants to spend some time with Willow's mom, too.
20. "I love syphilis more than you."

Answer: Spike

Spike says this to Harmony when they're talking about his latest project--finding the Gem of Amarra, which will make him invincible.
21. "Last night...was the most perverse, degrading experience of my life."

Answer: Buffy

Buffy says this to Spike, while they're talking about when they had sex for the first time (in a building that eventually fell down around them).
22. "It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons!"

Answer: Glory

Glory says this to her minions, when Spike tells her that the Key is the host of "The Price is Right".
23. "Well, that remains to be seen. Like you."

Answer: Anya

Anya says this to an invisible Buffy, after Buffy walks into the magic shop while Anya and Xander are discussing the seating arrangement for their wedding. Anya put Buffy at the same table where Xander's family will be sitting (Table 4). Xander has a problem with this because they like Buffy.
24. "We're not killers, we're crime lords!"

Answer: Jonathan

Jonathan says this to Warren, after Warren explains that Buffy's cells are mutating at an incredible rate as a result of being hit by the invisibility ray. Andrew and Jonathan figure out that this will kill Buffy, which they both object to.
25. "Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?"

Answer: Glory

Glory says this to anyone who can hear her, after knocking Buffybot's head off during what becomes the final fight between Buffy and Glory. The Buffybot was sent in first.
Source: Author jdrr22

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