Balance of Power Trivia Quiz

Answer: Haggis

This was the conversation:

Rimmer: "140,000 rehydratedable chickens."
Lister: "Check."
Rimmer: "72 tons of reconstitutable sausage pate."
Lister: "Check."
Rimmer: "4,691 irradiated haggis."
Lister: "Rimmer, it's Saturday night. I've had enough."
Rimmer: "4,691 irradiated haggis."
Lister: "Rimmer, it's Saturday night. I wanna boogie on down."
Rimmer: "4,691 irradiated haggis."
Lister: "We've been doing this for four hours. Let's have a break."
Rimmer: "4,691 irradiated haggis."
Lister: "Rimmer, will you stop saying 4,681 eradiated haggis and speak to me?"
Rimmer: "4,691 irradiated haggis."
Lister: "Rimmer, I want to go for a drink!"
Rimmer: "4,691 irradiated haggis."
Lister: "Rimmer, I wanna have some fun!"
Rimmer: "This is fun! Are you mad?"

Answer: Cigarettes

He had a cart full of Lister's cigarettes that Rimmer had hidden because he hated smoking. So he said he would show Cat how to get all the fish he wanted provided he put the cigarettes back where he got them.

Answer: False

He was in the officer's lounge feeling totally depressed. He kept asking for Kochanski's hologram disc, which Rimmer refused to give.

Answer: Trout

Cat asked for six trays of fish and after the sixth one he responded to the machine's "Enjoy your meal" with "I will".

Answer: His own surprise birthday party

Lister said, "Holly, why Rimmer's hologram? Why did you have to bring Rimmer's hologram back? He was the most unpopular man on the ship. He even organized his own surprise birthday party!"

Answer: Chef

Rimmer was aghast that Lister was preparing for his exam properly. He asked, "How do you expect to pass the engineering exam?" And the reply was, "I don't. I expect to pass the chef's exam."

Answer: True

Cat had eaten six fish and was quite miserable. Lister said it was supposed to be roast beef. Well it's "Red Dwarf", stuff usually doesn't make sense. Lister was trying to make a cake and it turned out to be a cake.

Answer: Learning drugs

The rest of the quote was:

Rimmer: "Where did you get them? I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. "Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates."
Lister: "Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning."

Answer: She said something Rimmer says

Lister was busy taking his chef's exam when "Kochanski" walked in as a hologram. Of course Lister was smitten with her but one thing he noticed made him realize it wasn't her.
She walked in as Lister was holding a very hot pot, causing him to drop it in pain. Then Kochanski said, "I'm sorry but I just don't like you."
Lister: "Oh hey I'm really embarrassed now. I don't know what to say."
Kochanski: "I could never love anyone like you. So you might as well pack up your pots and pans and off you go. I need a man who's going places. Up, up, up the ziggeral lickety split."

Answer: "That's Mr. Lister SIR!"

This was the conversation:

Rimmer: "How did you do, Lister?"
Lister: "That's how did you do, Mr. Lister SIR!"
Lister then jumps up in the air, the picture freezes in mid jump and cuts to end credits. Of course Lister didn't pass his exam.